Reaction of Girls

the reaction of girls after exams & after sex is the same :-
1) kitna lamba tha, kaash thoda time aur mil jata
2) pehle kitna darr lag raha tha, baad mein pata hi nahi laga
jab ho gya to :-
3) mere to chhoot gya tha
4) teen ghante muje to saans hi nahi aayee
5) aaage ka to theek tha peeche ka kitna mushkil tha.