Ji Condom

Teacher ek student se: “batao ladkiyaan kya nahi pehan sakti hai?”
Ladka: “ji CONDOM”

Last Night I Went

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”

Now Open Your

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Chikne Ladkon Ka

chikne ladkon ka tujh per noor barse , harpathan teri dosti ko tarse , khuda kare teri zindagi main itnain pathan ahee k tu ek minute bhi sharwar pehnne ko tarsey.

Girl to Call Girl

Car sales girl to call girl :
Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega.
Call Girl:
aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik jayegi

Janwar Ki Aulad

sher da puttar Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki Hi aulad hai‘‘

Stages of SEX

SEX At 8-ignor it,
At 18-feel it
At 28-xplor it
At 38-enjoy it
At 48-pay 4 it,
At 58-pray 4 it,
At 68-beg 4 it,
At 88-Ab mar bhi jaa hawas k pujari..

Santa Yaar Tujhe Bus

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai

I Love You

A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"

With Pleasure

A cute Girl came 4 the interview in a Public School.
Principal: What salary U Expect?
Gal: Rs.18,000.
Principal was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Gal: With pleasure it''s Rs.25,000.

Pathan aru Panjaban

Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!
Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.

Rat Bhar Tujhe

LARKI ki tarhan tjhko saja k rakhun,
Bure logon ki nazron se chupa k rakhun.
Mjhe londe bazi ki Aadat nahi warna?
Rat bhar tujhe L_ND pe bitha k rakhun

Qomi Tarana

Bivi ne aadhi raat ko “Qomi Tarana” chala diya.
Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?
Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai.

Afridi Ne 37 Balls

Afridi ne 37 balls pr 100 run bnae.
Ye kon sa record hai?
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Rocord to ye hai
King Fahad ne 1 BV se 100 bache paida kiye.

Pakeeza Mohabbat

LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...

Story With a Moral

A Story with a Moral.
My girl friend called me to her House.
I went there & Found her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She Whispered in my Ear.
"I have Feelings for u,
lets make Love".
I turned back & walked to da Front door towards my car.
Shockingly i found my girlfriend standing there,
she Hugged me & said
"U HAVE WON MY TRUST"
MORAL:"ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO KEEP
condoms in the car not in the pocket..

Yaqeen Nahi Aata

Badsurat aunty 2 bacho k sath shop pr gaei
Saleman: ye twins hain?
Aunty:nhi 3 saal ka farq he.
Saleman:yaqeen nhi aata koi apke sath 2 dafa SEX kr skta he

Aaj Raat Bahot

Biwi boli: Janu aaj Raat bahot saRdi hai,
aaj sex nahin kaRo plz..
ShohaR: Mujhe pata hai,
hamaRi auRatain chu_wanay se nahin nahanay se ghabRati hain

Miss Aap Ke Apple

Boy & girl in bus!
boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hy
Girl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?
Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.

Viagra Ki 1 Goli

Boy: janu "Viagra" ki 1 goli se lamba ho jayega,
2 goli se to khamba ho jayega,
or agar 3 loon ga to...
Girl: chup haraamzade, mujhe cho_na hy k khodna hy!!

Teri Behan Se Shadi

1st Dost: Mujhse wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss mujhe lene dega
2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy
1 Dost: Bol?
2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.

You Dirty Mind

A short thing
Its get longer as you hold it
& Pass between womans breast
& Enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. Cars seat belt.
You dirty mind.

Like a Good Bra

A good friend is like a good bra...
hard to find,
very comfortable,
supportive,
and always close to the heart...

Chand Ne Muskura

1 ashiq ne chand se pocha k tum ne dunia may koi haseen mere yar jaisa dekha hai?
To chand ne muskra k jawab dia
"P_UDDI diya aini dooron L_N nazar aanda ee"

Koi Aur Package

Miss ne nursery class k bachay se kaha k 1 se 10 tak gino main tm ko kiss krun gi,
Bacha : agr main 1 se 100 tak ginu to koi pakage hay?

Daryaft Or Ejad

Teacher:
Batao DARYAFT or EJAD mien kia farq hay..?
Student:
Meray baap ne meri maa ko DARYAFT kia phir dono ne mil kar mujhe EJAD kia..