Story With a Moral

A Story with a Moral.
My girl friend called me to her House.
I went there & Found her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She Whispered in my Ear.
"I have Feelings for u,
lets make Love".
I turned back & walked to da Front door towards my car.
Shockingly i found my girlfriend standing there,
she Hugged me & said
"U HAVE WON MY TRUST"
MORAL:"ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO KEEP
condoms in the car not in the pocket..

Tootl Extraction

A Woman Goes 2 A Dentist 4 Tooth Extraction:
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Doc Tells Her 2 Lie Down And Gets Ready With Tools.
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Lady Lifts Her Skirt:
Doctor: I am Not A Gynacologist, I am Dentist.
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She Says: I Want To Get My Hubbys Tooth Removed.