Jab Maza Aany Lgta Hy

Boy:
Tum larkiyan b pepsi ki tarha hoti ho jitna piyo utna maza.
Girl;
Tum larkey b shezan ki tarha hoty ho jub maza aany lgta hy tu khatam ho jaty ho.

Taj Mehal Ka Darwaza

Indian larki ki jeans ki zip khuli hui thi.
Pakistani larkay ne dekha to bola madem!
Taj Mahal ka darwaza band karen.
Idher Minar-e-Pakistan hill raha hai.

Jab Tumhara Rape

Wakeel 2 Girl:
Jab tumhara RAPE howa tou tum ny kya mehsoos kia..!?
Girl: sir je Laddo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye tou lagta tou meetha hi hay na..

Ganguly to His Wife

Ganguly to his wife during sex...
PITCH is dry, Grass not cut, Slow outfield.
Wife (Dona) replies- Nonsense!!!
Inzamaam scored century on the same PITCH!!!!

My Wife Is Better

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

Daulat Ki Lakeer

1 aurat najumi se, kia mere haath mei dolat ki lakir hy?
Najomi
Yes ap k pas dolat ki do lakire hy 1
agay 2sri piche Ab apki marzi hy jis se marzi dolat kamao.

During Sexual Session

During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network.

New Couple in Train

New couple train se jate huwe surang se guzre
HUSBAND: agar pata hota surang itni lambhi hai to koi faida utha leta.
WIFE: haye Allah
To kya wo aap nahin thy.

Buri Aur Badtareen

Buri aur Bdtareen Situation..
Buri: Jab aap kay Bachoon ko aap ka used Condom Mil jaiay..
Bdtareen: jb woh aap say Zidd karnay Lagian kay issay Phulla kay do.

Zero Meter Dulhan

1968
Dulha Jahez Mein Tv Mangta Tha
1978
Motor Cycle
1988
Plot
1998
Ac N Car
2009
Dulha Jahez Mein
Zero Meter Dulhan Mangta Hai

Malkin Aur Nauker

Malkin or nauker kidnap hue, or dono ka R A P E hua.
Police: tumne unka chehra dekha tha?
Nauker: malkin se pucho, mujhe to ULTA kiya tha.

Husband on Suhagrat

Husband on suhaagrat-Teri aankho mein doob jaaun, Teri zulfon mein kho jaaun, Tere jhumko pe jhool jaaun..
Wife- Neech bhi jao ge, ya kisi aur ko bulaon.

Arey Itna Bara

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Parday Lagwa Lega

Old Wife: bathroom k parde lagwa do
Husband: Q ?
Wife:Naya parosi dekhne ki koshish karta hai
Husband:1 bar dekh lene do phir wo khud parday lagwa lega..

Please Mat karo

Uff Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
Aisa Mat Karo...
Please Mat Karo...
Aisa Nahi......
Mat Dabao....
Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho??
Ho Jayega.....
Kaha Tha Mat Karo...
Ho Gaya Na....
Message Khatm!!!

Please Mat karo

Uff Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
Aisa Mat Karo...
Please Mat Karo...
Aisa Nahi......
Mat Dabao....
Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho??
Ho Jayega.....
Kaha Tha Mat Karo...
Ho Gaya Na....
Message Khatm!!!

Keep Your Character Good

Professor: To Keep Your Character Good
You Should Think All Woman As Your Mother
Students: But Thinking All Women As My Mother
Will Make My Father"s Character Bad.

My Left Leg

Girl: My Left Leg Is Lunch
And My Right Leg Is Dinner
What Would You Like To Have?
Boyfriend: I Would Like To Have Snacks
Between Lunch And Dinner.

A Guy Picked Up

A Guy Picked Up For A Date।
Guy: Why Are You Wearing Your Belt Around Your Knee?
Girl: I Promised My Mother
That I Wouldn’t Let You Touch Me Below My Belt।

Who Did It

A Contest In A Girls College:
Write A Short Essay Which Contains
Sex, Religion And Mystery.
The Winners Essyy Was-
"Oh God! I Am Pregnant
And I Wonder Who Did It"