Teacher ek student se: “batao ladkiyaan kya nahi pehan sakti hai?”
Ladka: “ji CONDOM”
Showing posts with label Adult SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adult SMS. Show all posts
Last Night I Went
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”
Now Open Your
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Santa Yaar Tujhe Bus
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai
I Love You
A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"
With Pleasure
A cute Girl came 4 the interview in a Public School.
Principal: What salary U Expect?
Gal: Rs.18,000.
Principal was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Gal: With pleasure it''s Rs.25,000.
Principal: What salary U Expect?
Gal: Rs.18,000.
Principal was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Gal: With pleasure it''s Rs.25,000.
Pathan aru Panjaban
Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!
Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.
Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.
Rat Bhar Tujhe
LARKI ki tarhan tjhko saja k rakhun,
Bure logon ki nazron se chupa k rakhun.
Mjhe londe bazi ki Aadat nahi warna?
Rat bhar tujhe L_ND pe bitha k rakhun
Bure logon ki nazron se chupa k rakhun.
Mjhe londe bazi ki Aadat nahi warna?
Rat bhar tujhe L_ND pe bitha k rakhun
Qomi Tarana
Bivi ne aadhi raat ko “Qomi Tarana” chala diya.
Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?
Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai.
Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?
Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai.
Afridi Ne 37 Balls
Afridi ne 37 balls pr 100 run bnae.
Ye kon sa record hai?
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Rocord to ye hai
King Fahad ne 1 BV se 100 bache paida kiye.
Ye kon sa record hai?
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Rocord to ye hai
King Fahad ne 1 BV se 100 bache paida kiye.
Pakeeza Mohabbat
LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...
Story With a Moral
A Story with a Moral.
My girl friend called me to her House.
I went there & Found her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She Whispered in my Ear.
"I have Feelings for u,
lets make Love".
I turned back & walked to da Front door towards my car.
Shockingly i found my girlfriend standing there,
she Hugged me & said
"U HAVE WON MY TRUST"
MORAL:"ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO KEEP
condoms in the car not in the pocket..
My girl friend called me to her House.
I went there & Found her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She Whispered in my Ear.
"I have Feelings for u,
lets make Love".
I turned back & walked to da Front door towards my car.
Shockingly i found my girlfriend standing there,
she Hugged me & said
"U HAVE WON MY TRUST"
MORAL:"ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO KEEP
condoms in the car not in the pocket..
Miss Aap Ke Apple
Boy & girl in bus!
boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hy
Girl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?
Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.
boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hy
Girl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?
Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.
Teri Behan Se Shadi
1st Dost: Mujhse wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss mujhe lene dega
2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy
1 Dost: Bol?
2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.
2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy
1 Dost: Bol?
2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.
Rat Bhar Tujhe
Saturday, September 5, 2009
LARKI ki tarhan tjhko saja k rakhun,
Bure logon ki nazron se chupa k rakhun.
Mjhe londe bazi ki Aadat nahi warna?
Rat bhar tujhe L_ND pe bitha k rakhun
Bure logon ki nazron se chupa k rakhun.
Mjhe londe bazi ki Aadat nahi warna?
Rat bhar tujhe L_ND pe bitha k rakhun
Pakeeza Mohabbat
LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...
You Dirty Mind
A short thing
Its get longer as you hold it
& Pass between womans breast
& Enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. Cars seat belt.
You dirty mind.
Its get longer as you hold it
& Pass between womans breast
& Enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. Cars seat belt.
You dirty mind.
Brazier Dikhana
girl: brazier dikhana
sales man: 36 chalega
grl: choti do
s.man: 32?
grl: or choti
s.man: 28?
grl: or choti
s.man: 20?
grl: thori or
s.man: bhenji sunny plast laga lo
shaiyed DANA nikla hoga.
sales man: 36 chalega
grl: choti do
s.man: 32?
grl: or choti
s.man: 28?
grl: or choti
s.man: 20?
grl: thori or
s.man: bhenji sunny plast laga lo
shaiyed DANA nikla hoga.
Larkion Ke Lips
larkion k lips per KISS karne
ki waja?
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yeh wo wahid tariqa hai jis se
wo thori der k lie khamosh ho
jati hain.
(Janab FARAZ)
ki waja?
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yeh wo wahid tariqa hai jis se
wo thori der k lie khamosh ho
jati hain.
(Janab FARAZ)
Girl While Having
A Girl while Having Sex for the First time to her Boyfriend:
Tumhari Bansuri to Bahut Chotti Hai!!
Boyfriend: Mujhe Kya Pata tha ki TOWN HALL Mai Bajani Padegi!!
Tumhari Bansuri to Bahut Chotti Hai!!
Boyfriend: Mujhe Kya Pata tha ki TOWN HALL Mai Bajani Padegi!!
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