Ladki Nahany Gai

Larki nahany gai kapry utary darwaza baja boli KoN?
Jawab aya:
POSTMAN Kapre pehen k letter lia
.
phir nahane gai kapre utary darwaza bja boli KoN?
Jawab aya:
DHOBi Kapry pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya,

Phir nahane gai kapre utare darwza bja phir boli KON?
Jawab aya:
PAPU
.
parosan ka beta jo ANDHA hai
Larki ne socha kya farq perta hai kapre nhi pehnti aise he chali gai darwza khola
PAPU ne mithai di Boli
kis khushi me
PAPU Mri Ankhain theek ho gai.

Bakri Doodh Detay

Miss:”BakRi Doodh Detay Waqt Kya Mehsoos Karti Hai?”
Student:
“Miss Apnay Nipples 5 Minute K Leye Meray Haath Main De Kar Khud “MEHSOOS” Kar Lain…

Mujhe Nanga Dekh Kar

Aunti:Tm mujhe nangga dekh kr Q bhagey.
Boy: Mummy ne kaha hai nanggi aurat dekhney se insan pathar ka hojata hai or mera eik hissa sakht hona shuru horaha tha…

Roz Meri Lelay

Mrs. Rosemary g0t divorced by Mr.Lelay
becoz she was sick of telling her name,
"Roz Meri Lelay".
.
Imagine her bad luck,
she was re-married to
Mr. Marlo..