Pathan aru Panjaban

Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!
Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.

Kiya Salary Be Milay Gi

A young boy appointed as Chowkidar in Fatima Jinnah Women
Hostel, University of Peshawar.
35 din guzarne ke baad Hostel Warden ne kaha:
Ap salary lene kyun nahi aaye?
Boy: Kia salary b milegiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii???????

Fauji Punjabi Hein

Punjaban: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Punjaban: Maa fauji Punjabi hain
Maa: To bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Mona Ke Sath Sona

Peter -: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si 3 cheeze sabse jahyahda pasand hai?
Ajeet -: Ek Mona,
Doosra Sona,
aur Tisra,
Mona ke saath Sona.

Agar Moqa Mila

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??
Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zaroorat hai.

Dono Nangi Hon

Bijlee ki taar aur larki mei kya similarity hai..?
Guess.."
Still not sure..?
Oh come on yaar!
Simple!
"Dono nangi hon to Jaan nikaal deti hain!

Jab Mai Mar Jaun

Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to
samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyun???
Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies
murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.