Daryaft Or Ejad

Teacher:
Batao DARYAFT or EJAD mien kia farq hay..?
Student:
Meray baap ne meri maa ko DARYAFT kia phir dono ne mil kar mujhe EJAD kia..

Qomi Tarana

Bivi ne aadhi raat ko “Qomi Tarana” chala diya.
Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?
Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai.

Molvi aur Brazer

Aik Molvi Gali se ja rha tha
ke oper chobaray se brazer aa gira
Molvi bola Aae Allah!!
Aam Koi aur choos rha hai aur chilkay ham par phenk rha hai....

Afridi Ne 37 Balls

Afridi ne 37 balls pr 100 run bnae.
Ye kon sa record hai?
.
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Rocord to ye hai
King Fahad ne 1 BV se 100 bache paida kiye.

Miss Aap Ke Apple

Boy & girl in bus!
boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hy
Girl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?
Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.

Teri Behan Se Shadi

1st Dost: Mujhse wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss mujhe lene dega
2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy
1 Dost: Bol?
2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.

Daryaft Or Ejad-

Teacher:
Batao DARYAFT or EJAD mien kia farq hay..?
Student:
Meray baap ne meri maa ko DARYAFT kia phir dono ne mil kar mujhe EJAD kia..