War Is War

During War,soldier sees 3 Enemy girls & a women.
Soldier:I want revenge,
I will fuck u all.
Young girl: plz leave the OLD lady.
Old lady:SHUT UP! WAR IS WAR.

Strive For Quality SEX

If u Fuck a woman Nicely
U will b Loved for Lyf!
If u Luv a woman Nicely
U will b Fucked for Lyf!
Moral:
Strive for Quality Sex!
Which may equal Quality Luv-!

Management Lesson

Management Lesson:
Boss- “Let me have sex with u just one time,
I’ll b quick & I’ll pay you 1000$.
I’ll throw money on the floor & b4 u bend & pick it up i’ll b done.”
Girl likes the proposal & calls her Boy friend.

B.f: “its ok honey but ask for 2000$ N b very quick to pick da money”
After 4 hours b.f calls her.
B.f: “Wat happened honey?”
G.f: “The bastard used coins.”

In The Dark Watch

I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together..
to show u my glow in the dark watch.

Mobile Got Stuck

Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery

How to Teach

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

A College Girl

A College Girl Was In Jeans Pant
And Zip Was Open.
Boy Went And Told
"Miss Please Close The Door Of
Your Taj Mahal....
Here My Qutub Minar Is Dancing"