Bakri Doodh Detay

Miss:”BakRi Doodh Detay Waqt Kya Mehsoos Karti Hai?”
Student:
“Miss Apnay Nipples 5 Minute K Leye Meray Haath Main De Kar Khud “MEHSOOS” Kar Lain…

Mujhe Nanga Dekh Kar

Aunti:Tm mujhe nangga dekh kr Q bhagey.
Boy: Mummy ne kaha hai nanggi aurat dekhney se insan pathar ka hojata hai or mera eik hissa sakht hona shuru horaha tha…

Jab Maza Aany Lgta Hy

Boy:
Tum larkiyan b pepsi ki tarha hoti ho jitna piyo utna maza.
Girl;
Tum larkey b shezan ki tarha hoty ho jub maza aany lgta hy tu khatam ho jaty ho.

Taj Mehal Ka Darwaza

Indian larki ki jeans ki zip khuli hui thi.
Pakistani larkay ne dekha to bola madem!
Taj Mahal ka darwaza band karen.
Idher Minar-e-Pakistan hill raha hai.

Jab Tumhara Rape

Wakeel 2 Girl:
Jab tumhara RAPE howa tou tum ny kya mehsoos kia..!?
Girl: sir je Laddo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye tou lagta tou meetha hi hay na..

Pthan Ne Sex

Ek pthan ne sex krne ka sara intzam kr lya
Tail laya.
Sathi laya.
Roi laya.
Bed pe phol dalay.
Ksi ne pocha ks ka intzar hai.
Khan bola
Bus ye bacha sms prh le.

Ganguly to His Wife

Ganguly to his wife during sex...
PITCH is dry, Grass not cut, Slow outfield.
Wife (Dona) replies- Nonsense!!!
Inzamaam scored century on the same PITCH!!!!

Tusi Vi Khao

Sardar was advising his son on dinning table:
Oay puttar Boti kha Boti Lulli Waddi Hue Gee
Sardarni: (sharmatey hue) Sardar G tusi v khao na…!

Seven Wise Men

Seven Wise Men With Knowledge So Fine
Created A Pussy To Their Design
First Was A Butcher, With Smart Wit
Using A Knife, He Gave It A Slit

Second Was A Carpenter, Strong And Bold
With A Hammer And Chisel, He Gave It A Hole
Third Was A Tailor, Tall And Thin
By Using Red Velvet, He Lined It Within
Fourth Was A Hunter, Short And Stout
With A Piece Of Fox Fur, He Lined It Without
Fifth Was A Fisherman, Nasty As Hell
Threw In A Fish And Gave It A Smell
Sixth Was A Preacher, Whose Name Was Mcgee
Touched It And Blessed It, And Said It Could Pee,
Last Was A Sailor, Dirty Little Runt,
Who Sucked It And FKed It, And Called It A CT

It Is Heart

Wh¡ch Part Of A Man’s Body Has No Bone?
Full Of Ve¡ns,
Loves Pump¡ng
&
Respons¡ble 4Mak¡ng LOVE?
¡t’s “HEART”
But ¡’m sure
tu kanjar L*ND hi samjha ho ga.

My Wife Is Better

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

War Is War

During War,soldier sees 3 Enemy girls & a women.
Soldier:I want revenge,
I will fuck u all.
Young girl: plz leave the OLD lady.
Old lady:SHUT UP! WAR IS WAR.

Roz Meri Lelay

Mrs. Rosemary g0t divorced by Mr.Lelay
becoz she was sick of telling her name,
"Roz Meri Lelay".
.
Imagine her bad luck,
she was re-married to
Mr. Marlo..

Strive For Quality SEX

If u Fuck a woman Nicely
U will b Loved for Lyf!
If u Luv a woman Nicely
U will b Fucked for Lyf!
Moral:
Strive for Quality Sex!
Which may equal Quality Luv-!

For Bachelor Boys

A Poem for Bachelor Boys
Aisi apni GirlFriend ho, 5′.5″ Jis ki Height ho
Jeans Jis ki tight ho, Chehra Jis ka Bright ho,
Weight me thori Light ho,
Thori si wo Quiet ho,
Tu Yaadgar her ek Night ho,
Beauty multiply by Twice ho,
Favourite Color White ho,
Make Up thora Light ho,
Zulfain Dinamite ho, Honton ko Dekh Kar aisa lage Jese
Coke Diet ho,
Sari Pehen ker Jab Chalay tu aise lagay Ke Switzerland Flight ho,
Agr aisi apni G F ho to Kia Haseen Life
ho.

Daulat Ki Lakeer

1 aurat najumi se, kia mere haath mei dolat ki lakir hy?
Najomi
Yes ap k pas dolat ki do lakire hy 1
agay 2sri piche Ab apki marzi hy jis se marzi dolat kamao.

Boy Asked Girl

1st day college boy asked girl what is ur name.?
GIRL: Mujhy sb behan kehty hain..
.
.
.
.
.
BOY: Aur mujhy sb “BEHAN CHOD” kehte hain. “

Management Lesson

Management Lesson:
Boss- “Let me have sex with u just one time,
I’ll b quick & I’ll pay you 1000$.
I’ll throw money on the floor & b4 u bend & pick it up i’ll b done.”
Girl likes the proposal & calls her Boy friend.

B.f: “its ok honey but ask for 2000$ N b very quick to pick da money”
After 4 hours b.f calls her.
B.f: “Wat happened honey?”
G.f: “The bastard used coins.”

In The Dark Watch

I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together..
to show u my glow in the dark watch.

During Sexual Session

During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network.

Mobile Got Stuck

Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery

A Kiss Is Not

A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
And Give your tongue some exercise.

Amitabh Bachan In KBC

Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

Most Difficult Gold

The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!

How to Teach

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

How To Impress A Women

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up na*ed, bring beer!!