Peeche Pade Rehte Ho

miya aur bibi me bhayank jhagda ho gaya. miya gusse se tilmilata hua chillaya
gaa*d maar doonga!!!
bibi boli: age ki to sochte nahi, bus peeche pade rehte ho..

Gandhi and Mallika

similarity between gandhi & mallika !
dono ne kapde tyag diye. ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne deshwasion ke liye. aaisi
azaadi aur kahan?

Bahu Boli Pranam

bahu, saas ki tange daba rahi thi, lehnga ooncha ho gaya,
bahu boli, pranam!
saas boli kisko?
bahu boli, sasur ki ranbhumi aur inki janambhumi ko..

Sex Ke Doraan

Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa k bacha jaag raha hay
Biwi ne bola to shohar ne bache ko doosre kamre mein lita diya

Faarigh honay k baad shohar bache ko uthaane gaya to dekha k bacha Mutth mar raha hay
Shohar: Oye ye kya ho raha hay?
Bacha bola: apni jan pe khel raha hoon kisi ki Maa nahi chod raha...

Shadi Ke Bad

Husband.
shadi k baad zindagi kutty jesi ho gae he.
Wife:
kutty se kya muqabla krtey ho.
Wo to 1 ghanta phansa k rakhta hy
tumari to 2mint me Ga*d phat jati hy