Miss:”BakRi Doodh Detay Waqt Kya Mehsoos Karti Hai?”
Student:
“Miss Apnay Nipples 5 Minute K Leye Meray Haath Main De Kar Khud “MEHSOOS” Kar Lain…
Student:
“Miss Apnay Nipples 5 Minute K Leye Meray Haath Main De Kar Khud “MEHSOOS” Kar Lain…
Mujhe Nanga Dekh Kar
Aunti:Tm mujhe nangga dekh kr Q bhagey.
Boy: Mummy ne kaha hai nanggi aurat dekhney se insan pathar ka hojata hai or mera eik hissa sakht hona shuru horaha tha…
Boy: Mummy ne kaha hai nanggi aurat dekhney se insan pathar ka hojata hai or mera eik hissa sakht hona shuru horaha tha…
Jab Maza Aany Lgta Hy
Boy:
Tum larkiyan b pepsi ki tarha hoti ho jitna piyo utna maza.
Girl;
Tum larkey b shezan ki tarha hoty ho jub maza aany lgta hy tu khatam ho jaty ho.
Tum larkiyan b pepsi ki tarha hoti ho jitna piyo utna maza.
Girl;
Tum larkey b shezan ki tarha hoty ho jub maza aany lgta hy tu khatam ho jaty ho.
Taj Mehal Ka Darwaza
Indian larki ki jeans ki zip khuli hui thi.
Pakistani larkay ne dekha to bola madem!
Taj Mahal ka darwaza band karen.
Idher Minar-e-Pakistan hill raha hai.
Pakistani larkay ne dekha to bola madem!
Taj Mahal ka darwaza band karen.
Idher Minar-e-Pakistan hill raha hai.
Jab Tumhara Rape
Wakeel 2 Girl:
Jab tumhara RAPE howa tou tum ny kya mehsoos kia..!?
Girl: sir je Laddo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye tou lagta tou meetha hi hay na..
Jab tumhara RAPE howa tou tum ny kya mehsoos kia..!?
Girl: sir je Laddo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye tou lagta tou meetha hi hay na..
Pthan Ne Sex
Ek pthan ne sex krne ka sara intzam kr lya
Tail laya.
Sathi laya.
Roi laya.
Bed pe phol dalay.
Ksi ne pocha ks ka intzar hai.
Khan bola
Bus ye bacha sms prh le.
Tail laya.
Sathi laya.
Roi laya.
Bed pe phol dalay.
Ksi ne pocha ks ka intzar hai.
Khan bola
Bus ye bacha sms prh le.
Ganguly to His Wife
Ganguly to his wife during sex...
PITCH is dry, Grass not cut, Slow outfield.
Wife (Dona) replies- Nonsense!!!
Inzamaam scored century on the same PITCH!!!!
PITCH is dry, Grass not cut, Slow outfield.
Wife (Dona) replies- Nonsense!!!
Inzamaam scored century on the same PITCH!!!!
Tusi Vi Khao
Sardar was advising his son on dinning table:
Oay puttar Boti kha Boti Lulli Waddi Hue Gee
Sardarni: (sharmatey hue) Sardar G tusi v khao na…!
Oay puttar Boti kha Boti Lulli Waddi Hue Gee
Sardarni: (sharmatey hue) Sardar G tusi v khao na…!
Seven Wise Men
Seven Wise Men With Knowledge So Fine
Created A Pussy To Their Design
First Was A Butcher, With Smart Wit
Using A Knife, He Gave It A Slit
Second Was A Carpenter, Strong And Bold
With A Hammer And Chisel, He Gave It A Hole
Third Was A Tailor, Tall And Thin
By Using Red Velvet, He Lined It Within
Fourth Was A Hunter, Short And Stout
With A Piece Of Fox Fur, He Lined It Without
Fifth Was A Fisherman, Nasty As Hell
Threw In A Fish And Gave It A Smell
Sixth Was A Preacher, Whose Name Was Mcgee
Touched It And Blessed It, And Said It Could Pee,
Last Was A Sailor, Dirty Little Runt,
Who Sucked It And FKed It, And Called It A CT
Created A Pussy To Their Design
First Was A Butcher, With Smart Wit
Using A Knife, He Gave It A Slit
Second Was A Carpenter, Strong And Bold
With A Hammer And Chisel, He Gave It A Hole
Third Was A Tailor, Tall And Thin
By Using Red Velvet, He Lined It Within
Fourth Was A Hunter, Short And Stout
With A Piece Of Fox Fur, He Lined It Without
Fifth Was A Fisherman, Nasty As Hell
Threw In A Fish And Gave It A Smell
Sixth Was A Preacher, Whose Name Was Mcgee
Touched It And Blessed It, And Said It Could Pee,
Last Was A Sailor, Dirty Little Runt,
Who Sucked It And FKed It, And Called It A CT
It Is Heart
Wh¡ch Part Of A Man’s Body Has No Bone?
Full Of Ve¡ns,
Loves Pump¡ng
&
Respons¡ble 4Mak¡ng LOVE?
¡t’s “HEART”
But ¡’m sure
tu kanjar L*ND hi samjha ho ga.
Full Of Ve¡ns,
Loves Pump¡ng
&
Respons¡ble 4Mak¡ng LOVE?
¡t’s “HEART”
But ¡’m sure
tu kanjar L*ND hi samjha ho ga.
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