Viagra Ki 1 Goli

Boy: janu "Viagra" ki 1 goli se lamba ho jayega,
2 goli se to khamba ho jayega,
or agar 3 loon ga to...
Girl: chup haraamzade, mujhe cho_na hy k khodna hy!!

Teri Behan Se Shadi

1st Dost: Mujhse wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss mujhe lene dega
2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy
1 Dost: Bol?
2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.

You Dirty Mind

A short thing
Its get longer as you hold it
& Pass between womans breast
& Enters into a small hole
What is it?
.
.
Ans. Cars seat belt.
You dirty mind.

Like a Good Bra

A good friend is like a good bra...
hard to find,
very comfortable,
supportive,
and always close to the heart...

Chand Ne Muskura

1 ashiq ne chand se pocha k tum ne dunia may koi haseen mere yar jaisa dekha hai?
To chand ne muskra k jawab dia
"P_UDDI diya aini dooron L_N nazar aanda ee"

Koi Aur Package

Miss ne nursery class k bachay se kaha k 1 se 10 tak gino main tm ko kiss krun gi,
Bacha : agr main 1 se 100 tak ginu to koi pakage hay?

Daryaft Or Ejad-

Teacher:
Batao DARYAFT or EJAD mien kia farq hay..?
Student:
Meray baap ne meri maa ko DARYAFT kia phir dono ne mil kar mujhe EJAD kia..

Brazier Dikhana

girl: brazier dikhana
sales man: 36 chalega
grl: choti do
s.man: 32?
grl: or choti
s.man: 28?
grl: or choti
s.man: 20?
grl: thori or
s.man: bhenji sunny plast laga lo
shaiyed DANA nikla hoga.

Larkion Ke Lips

larkion k lips per KISS karne
ki waja?
.
.
.
.
yeh wo wahid tariqa hai jis se
wo thori der k lie khamosh ho
jati hain.
(Janab FARAZ)

You Enjoy Sex?

A Very Busy Husband
U Never tell me
How Much U enjoy Sex?
WIFE-How can I tell?
U R Never at Home
When I enjoy sex.