Sabar Ki Inteha

Sabar Ki Intaha
Aik Pati apni hi Bivi ko "C_oodnay" ke liye line mai laga howa ho.....

Kiya Salary Be Milay Gi

A young boy appointed as Chowkidar in Fatima Jinnah Women
Hostel, University of Peshawar.
35 din guzarne ke baad Hostel Warden ne kaha:
Ap salary lene kyun nahi aaye?
Boy: Kia salary b milegiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii???????

Fauji Punjabi Hein

Punjaban: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Punjaban: Maa fauji Punjabi hain
Maa: To bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Mona Ke Sath Sona

Peter -: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si 3 cheeze sabse jahyahda pasand hai?
Ajeet -: Ek Mona,
Doosra Sona,
aur Tisra,
Mona ke saath Sona.

Haseen Larki Aur Pathan

Ager Sard Raat me aap ke saath bed per aik side pe aik Haseen larki ho,
Aur doosri side per aik Pathan ho to aap kis ki taraf apna mounh ker ke so gay?

Sexually Harassed

6 Feet girl to her boss: I am being sexually harassed.
Boss: how?
Girl: This guy comes in every morning and says ur hair smells great.
Boss: Whats da problem in dat?
Girl: He is 3 feet tall.

Kiss My Lips

Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

Girl While Having

A Girl while Having Sex for the First time to her Boyfriend:
Tumhari Bansuri to Bahut Chotti Hai!!
Boyfriend: Mujhe Kya Pata tha ki TOWN HALL Mai Bajani Padegi!!

Exam Would Be Oral

School Girl: I do not want to go to the sex education class.
Teacher: Why not?
School Girl: because someone told me the final exam would be Oral.

Touched Lady's Breast

In a lift, a man accidentally touched a lady"s breast:
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Man: If ur heart is as soft as ur breast, u"ll forgive me.
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Lady: If ur dick is as hard as ur elbow, i"m in room 25.