Suhaagrat Ke Baad

SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni BV se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?
BV =aap ko aaya?
SHOHAR= bohat!
BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.

Maal Ko Taaza Kar

1 SabZi wale ki shadi hui. Suhag rat ko biwi ka underwear neechey kr k paani chirakne laga biwi: yeh kya kr rahe ho? Wo bola jani maal ko taaza Kar raha hoon..

Oye Tera Naam Yar

Batao wo kya chez ha jo hy to tmhari
Lekin
Hmesha dosre lete hain?
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Oye Tera
Naam Yar!
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Tu Ga*d smja tha na
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Chal koi bat nhi tera jwab b thek hy.

Thats Cheating - Flirt / Adult Hindi Jokes SMS

Cream k Add main face dikhaya.
Soap k Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ke Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ke Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating

Aap Sex Kyon Nahi Karty SMS

Biwi: Suno ji, Ek Hafta hogaya, aap sex kyon nahi kartey?
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Husband: Darling! Tumhari Behen ki shadi hai na?
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Biwi: Han to?
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Husband: Usay Practice karwa raha hon.

After Her Honeymoon SMS

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
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When her friends asked her what happened?
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She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
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“I thought It was MONEY”

Aap to Thekedaar Hein

Thekedaar Ka Beta:
papa Mujhe 1 Bhai or Chahiye AaJ Aur Abi
Papa:
Beta is Kaam mein 9 Mahenay Lagte hain
BETA
papa Aap to THEKEDAAR hain 7,8 Admi Laga dein''

Tum Bahot Badtamez Ho SMS

Teacher 2 chiLd! Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen?? Child: Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bathroom mai band kar dain.

Koi Aisi Gali - Sardar Adult SMS Jokes

Sardar apne dost se: Yar tu ney koi aisi gaali suni hai jo dekhi bhi ho.
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Dost: Han teri behan Di
ph-di

Towards The Sacred Mosque - English Ramadan SMS

“… turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;
and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it… ”
The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]
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Wishing you all the blessings from Allah
and praying for a blessed Ramadan !