Ji Condom

Teacher ek student se: “batao ladkiyaan kya nahi pehan sakti hai?”
Ladka: “ji CONDOM”

Last Night I Went

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”

Now Open Your

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

Chikne Ladkon Ka

chikne ladkon ka tujh per noor barse , harpathan teri dosti ko tarse , khuda kare teri zindagi main itnain pathan ahee k tu ek minute bhi sharwar pehnne ko tarsey.

Girl to Call Girl

Car sales girl to call girl :
Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega.
Call Girl:
aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik jayegi

Janwar Ki Aulad

sher da puttar Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki Hi aulad hai‘‘

Stages of SEX

SEX At 8-ignor it,
At 18-feel it
At 28-xplor it
At 38-enjoy it
At 48-pay 4 it,
At 58-pray 4 it,
At 68-beg 4 it,
At 88-Ab mar bhi jaa hawas k pujari..

Santa Yaar Tujhe Bus

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai

I Love You

A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"

With Pleasure

A cute Girl came 4 the interview in a Public School.
Principal: What salary U Expect?
Gal: Rs.18,000.
Principal was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Gal: With pleasure it''s Rs.25,000.

Pathan aru Panjaban

Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!
Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.

Rat Bhar Tujhe

LARKI ki tarhan tjhko saja k rakhun,
Bure logon ki nazron se chupa k rakhun.
Mjhe londe bazi ki Aadat nahi warna?
Rat bhar tujhe L_ND pe bitha k rakhun

Qomi Tarana

Bivi ne aadhi raat ko “Qomi Tarana” chala diya.
Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?
Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai.

Afridi Ne 37 Balls

Afridi ne 37 balls pr 100 run bnae.
Ye kon sa record hai?
.
.
Rocord to ye hai
King Fahad ne 1 BV se 100 bache paida kiye.

Pakeeza Mohabbat

LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...

Story With a Moral

A Story with a Moral.
My girl friend called me to her House.
I went there & Found her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She Whispered in my Ear.
"I have Feelings for u,
lets make Love".
I turned back & walked to da Front door towards my car.
Shockingly i found my girlfriend standing there,
she Hugged me & said
"U HAVE WON MY TRUST"
MORAL:"ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO KEEP
condoms in the car not in the pocket..

Yaqeen Nahi Aata

Badsurat aunty 2 bacho k sath shop pr gaei
Saleman: ye twins hain?
Aunty:nhi 3 saal ka farq he.
Saleman:yaqeen nhi aata koi apke sath 2 dafa SEX kr skta he

Aaj Raat Bahot

Biwi boli: Janu aaj Raat bahot saRdi hai,
aaj sex nahin kaRo plz..
ShohaR: Mujhe pata hai,
hamaRi auRatain chu_wanay se nahin nahanay se ghabRati hain

Miss Aap Ke Apple

Boy & girl in bus!
boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hy
Girl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?
Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.

Viagra Ki 1 Goli

Boy: janu "Viagra" ki 1 goli se lamba ho jayega,
2 goli se to khamba ho jayega,
or agar 3 loon ga to...
Girl: chup haraamzade, mujhe cho_na hy k khodna hy!!

Teri Behan Se Shadi

1st Dost: Mujhse wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss mujhe lene dega
2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy
1 Dost: Bol?
2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.

You Dirty Mind

A short thing
Its get longer as you hold it
& Pass between womans breast
& Enters into a small hole
What is it?
.
.
Ans. Cars seat belt.
You dirty mind.

Like a Good Bra

A good friend is like a good bra...
hard to find,
very comfortable,
supportive,
and always close to the heart...

Chand Ne Muskura

1 ashiq ne chand se pocha k tum ne dunia may koi haseen mere yar jaisa dekha hai?
To chand ne muskra k jawab dia
"P_UDDI diya aini dooron L_N nazar aanda ee"

Koi Aur Package

Miss ne nursery class k bachay se kaha k 1 se 10 tak gino main tm ko kiss krun gi,
Bacha : agr main 1 se 100 tak ginu to koi pakage hay?

Daryaft Or Ejad

Teacher:
Batao DARYAFT or EJAD mien kia farq hay..?
Student:
Meray baap ne meri maa ko DARYAFT kia phir dono ne mil kar mujhe EJAD kia..

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Hadees-e-Nabwi

HADEES-e-NABWi
Khaney se pehle Haath dhona tangdasti ko door krta hy
or
baad mein dhona janoon (pagal pan) ko dafa kerta ha.

Logo'n K Khauf Se Haqn

Logo'n K Khauf Se Haq
Baat Kehne Se Na Ruko
Kyun k
Na Tou Koi Maut Ko
Qareeb Ker Skta Hy
Aur
Na Koi Rizq Ko Duur
Kr Skta Hy ...
Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Hazrat Imam Jaffar RA

"Jab Apne WALDAIN Ko
Koi Cheez Do Tou Is
Trha Jese Koi
GHULAM Apne AAQA k
Samny Paish Krta Hy"
Hazrat Imam Jaffar (R.A)

Signigicances of Prayers

Significances of the prayers.
Fajar - increases the complexion or noor,
Zohar - increases Income,
Asar - Improves health,
Maghrib - good future 4 u r children,
Esha - peaceful sleep

The Most Beautiful Word is Allah

The most beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.

The Fire of Jahanam Will Not

The fire of jahanam will not
touch the person who recites
“Allah-huma aajir-ni minan-naar”

Allah Says Do Not leave Any Prayer

God Sayso not leave any prayer and do Dua who has been Gone to ALLAH.

Drood Pak Ki Fazeelat

MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya,
Jab tum kuch bhool jao to mujh pe drood parho, INSHA ALLAH yad aa jaye ga Aur farmaya, jo kisi preshani mein ho wo mujh pe drood ki kasrat karay kyun k ye preshani aur dukh le jata hai, Rizq barhata hai aur hajtein puri karta hai,
SUBHAN ALLAH

Jumma K Din Maghrib aur Esha

Juma K din MAGHRIB aur ESHA k drmyan 3 bar SURAH E FATEHA parhney se ALLAH puray saal k rizq ka intezam kar deta hai
SUBHAN ALLAH

Jab Aqal Kaamil ho jaye

Hazrat ALI (R.A.)
Jab aqal kaamil ho jaye kalaam ghut jata hai
(yani) Aqalmand admi ziada kalaam nhi krta.

Shedding of Blood Will

Shedding of blood will be the
first matter about which judgement
will be given on the Day of Resurrection.
(Bukhari, Muslim)

Our Beloved Prophet Muhammad PBUH

Our beloved Prophet Muhammad Salla Allahu ta'ala 'alayhi wa Sallam said:
"The most hated person in the sight of Allah Subhanahu wa Ta'ala is the argumentative/quarrelsome person.
" Sahih Al-Bukhari "

Lafz ALLAH se dil ko

Lafz ALLAH se dil ko sukon milta hai
naseeb kaisa b ho nmaz or Quran se madad le kr ALLAH se jo maango zroor milta hai..

May Allah Bless You

What a Nice Feeling to b in Love with Allah.
No Pain,
No Tension,
No Disappointment,
Just Blessings and Joy.
Do it with all your Heart.
May Allah Bless you.

Jab Kisi Ko Hansta Dekhen

Jab Kisi Ko Hansta Dekhen Tou Yun Dua Den
"ADH HA KALLAHU SINNAKA"
Tarjuma:
"ALLAH Tujhy Hansata Rahy"
Ye Dua Khud Yad Karen Or Dusron Ko b Bataiye
JAZAKALLAH

The Fire of Jahannum

The Fire of Jahannum will not Touch the person who Recites:
"Allahumma Ajirni Minnan Naar"
If you choose to forward it, It will be Sadqa-e-Jaariya.

Donot Miss NAMAZ

Jis ki Namaz Achi us ki Zindagi Achi
Jis ki Zindagi Achi uski Maut Achi
Jis ki Maut Achi us ki Aakhrat Achi
Jis ki Aakhrat achi us ki Jannat Pakki
so don't miss NAMAZ

Sadqa Jariya Hai

Sab Ko send karo
Sadqa Jariya Hai
Rasool-e-Akram S.A.W ne Farmaya
Jab tum kuch bhool jao to mujh pe Durood Parho
InshAllah yad aa jay ga
Aur Farmaya: jo kisi pareshani mai ho wo mujh par Durood ki kasrat karay
kiu ke ye Pareshani aur dukh le jata hai.
Rizk Barhata hai aur Hajtain Poori Karta hai
SUBHANALLAH.

Qayamat Ke Din Sab Se

Qayamat Ke Din Sab Se Ziyada Zalil-o-Khuwar wo log hon gay
Jo Jahil Honay Ke Bawajood Makhlooq-e-Khuda Ke Peshwa Hongay
Hazrat Ali R.A.

Allah Pak Ko 3 Kam Sab

Allah Pak Ko 3 Kam Sab se ziyada pasand hain
1-Aik Us Ki Tareef Karna
2-Us se Astaghfar Karna
3-Nabi S.A.W Par Durood Bhejna

Nabi Akram S-A-W Ki Friday

Nabi Akram S.A.W. ki Friday ki Suntain
1- Acha Libas
2- Ghusal
3- Khushboo
4- Miswak
5- Surma
6- Darood-e-Ibrahimi
7- Surah-e-Kaaf

Izzat Bakhshta Hai

Jo Shakhs Apnay Nafs Ko Zalil-o-Khuwar Karta Hai
Allah Ta-Aala us ko Izzat Bakhshta Hai
Hazrat Ali R.A.

Allah Said To MUSA

Allah said Musa A.S.
Aae MUSA Mujh se us zuban se dua mang
Ke Jis se tonay gunah na kiya ho
Musa A.S. Replied
Aae Allah mai wo zuban kaha se lao?
Allah Ne Jawab Diya: Tum Apnay Liiye Dua Dosro Se Karao
kiu Ke Tum Ne Un Ki Zuban Se Koi Gunah Nahi Kiya.
So Please Pray For Me.

first matter about which judgement

Shedding of blood will be the
first matter about which judgement
will be given on the Day of Resurrection.
(Bukhari, Muslim)

argumentative/quarrelsome person

Our beloved Prophet Muhammad Salla Allahu ta'ala 'alayhi wa Sallam said:
"The most hated person in the sight of Allah Subhanahu wa Ta'ala is the argumentative/quarrelsome person.
" Sahih Al-Bukhari

The worst thief

- “The worst thief among people is the one who steals from his prayer, by not doing rukoo’ and sujood properly.”

Eid Ul Azha Mubarik

Bakra debit
Cash credit
Qurbani debit
Gosht Credit
Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit
Aap Debit
Hum Credit
Eid Mubarik…
Hamara Msg Debit
Apka Reply Credit
[[ Eid Ul Azha Mubarik ]]

Bakra Eid Mubarak

Bakra Eid Mubarak
May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs
& tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness.
With best wishes

Waiting 4 my sms?

R U Waiting 4
My Msg?
.-*-.
( ‘.’ )
=(,,)=(,,)=
Shoo Shweeeeet..
Dont Worry.
How Can I
Forget U?
HERE Comes
My Wish.
Eid Mubarak

Meat Mubarak

Everyone sent u
Tradition words about
Eid but i m the fist one
To send u
“Meat Mubarak”
And
Keep on eating
Different dishes
On this season

Happiness that u ever wished

May
this
Eid
brings
u
all
the
happiness
that
u
ever
wished.
Eid Mubarak

he bunch of flowers

The bunch of flowers
The bunch of
*FLOWERS*
is being specially
delivered to you
&
Your family.
Just to say….
“EID MUBARAK”

Eid is 3 meaningful words

Eid is 3 meaningful words
Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words
E - Embrace with open heart
I - Inspire with impressive attitude
D - Distribute pleasure to all
~Eid Mubarak~

Abi eid ko 1 din hay

Abi eid ko 1 din hay
/////\\\\\
/// E I D \\\
//MUBARAK\\
Aap soch rahe hon gay abi eid ko ek din ha,
Lekin
Ya
To
Socho
Hamara sms jis ko mil jata hai samjho us ki to eid ho gai
So
/////\\\\\
/// E I D \\\
//MUBARAK\\

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.Eid Mubarak.

After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come

After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come
((__))
“.=”””””)?
‘ y””+”y’
After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come,
I m the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak
&
Also sending a cos as your EID Gift.

After congregational eid prayer

After congregational eid prayer
After congregational eid prayer,
Sentiment reciprocated with deep sense of
Gratitude and manifestation.
Very very happy eid to you and your family

A very happy eid mubarak 2 U

A very happy eid mubarak 2 U
When my arms can’t
reach people close to my heart.
I always hug them with my prayers.
May allah’s peace be with you.
A very happy eid mubarak 2 U.

Bouquet of Eid wishes

Bouquet of Eid wishes
Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes
joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life….!
EID MUBARAK

Many r the wishes

Many r the wishes
Many are the wishes
that are being sent your way,
but the is a special one
for a very happy Eid Day

Like the colour of silver

Like the colour of silver - eid
Like the colour of silver,
in the night sky,
the new moon rises,
the holy month has past,
the fasting is over,
tomorrow is the great feast of Eid-ul-Fitr.
We will eat spicy chicken,
and mouthwatering pakoras,
I’ll call my neighbours,
and friends on the street,
may the peace of Allah,
and joy of Eid,
be with everyone.

Special dua 4 special person

Special dua 4 special person
Special dua 4 special person:
May
Allah almighty bless u with
Sehat,
Rahat,
Nemat,
Izzat,
Barkat,
Dault,
Salamti,
Hayati,
Kamyabi &
unlimited khushiyan
EID MUBARAK

It’s so pleasant

It’s so pleasant … eid mubarak
Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
..*EID MUBARAK*..

Last Nite i Caught some StaRs

Last Nite i Caught some StaRs
Last Nite i Caught some StaRs***
I’ll Give them
2 the PeOple
whO r
juSt so
SpaRklingly
Special.
2 Me….
*
.
.
*
/
Catch it….its 4 U 2 make ur Day a happiest Day

Being with u make

Being with u make
Being
with
you
makes
e
very
moment
of
mine
a
celebration ..!!
EID Mubarak !!

May God send his Love like Sunshine

May God send his Love like Sunshine
May God send his Love like Sunshine
in his warm and gentle ways
to fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of
Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

Sending u warm wishes

Sending u warm wishes
Sending u warm wishes on “EID-UL-Fitr”
and wishing that,
it brings your way ever joys and happiness.
Remember me in ur prayers.

Wishing you happy EID

Wishing you happy EID
Wishing u happy Eid,
soft as silk,
white as milk,
sweet as honey,
full of money
and
bubli as u

With all the love an sms can hold

With all the love an sms can hold
With all the love an sms can hold,
and happy wishes too..
This comes to say!
May this Eid day be wonderful for you

after 24 hours everyone will wish u

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
after 24 hours everyone
will wish u but
I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBARAK

Before the golden sun rise

Before the golden sun rise
Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays
with Wishes of Success,
prosperous and Happiness
4 u and 4 ur Family.
Happy Eid Mubarak.

Its time for EID and lots of fun

Its time for EID and lots of fun
When the sun has set, and day is done
I’ll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan,
It’s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate

Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate
Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate
Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray
Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak.
Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours.
Some people give money to other children,
they don’t just give money to their own children,
they give money to their friend’s children or to their neigbours children.
They can also give money to adults.
Eid mobarak, Eid mobarak to you all my bothers and sisters.

U fasted u prayed

U fasted, u prayed,
U fasted,u prayed,
U been good 4 a whole 30 days.
So ur merciful ALLAH gave u a sign,
Out came the moon 2 say come celebrate..
Happy Eid mubarak

May u b guided by ur faith in Allah

May u b guided by ur faith in Allah
May you be guided by
your faith in Allah
&
shine in his divine blessings!
Eid Mubarak

Network busy number busy

Network busy number busy
Network busy number busy
No signal massage not sent….
That’s what we’ll see on 1st day of ‘’Eid’’
So “Happy Eid Day” before the rush start.

Can I stay here

Can I stay here ?
Can I Stay
Here
In
Ur
InbOx
&
Wait Till The End Of Ramzan
So
That
I
Can B
The 1st Who
Wish
A
Very sweet
&
Happy Eid Mubarik

I m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak

I’m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak !
Don’t open it for atleast 2 more day,
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar kahan ho ga,
Happy EID Mubarak.
Yaad rakhna I’m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak !

Read this sms after 3 days

Read this sms after 3 days
Read this SMS after 3 days
-
-
-
-
-
ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo
ary kaha na nahin parhna
acha chalo parh lo may be
i ll be the 1st one to say
!~!~ Very Very
*..Happy Eid MuBaRaK *..

May the auspicious occasion of eid

May the auspicious occasion of eid
May the auspicious occasion of Eid ,
bless you with peace
and
bring joy to your heart and home.
EID Mubarak

Scratch it on EID

Scratch it on EID
Scratch it
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E||||||||||
Ei|||||||||
EiD||||||||
EiD M||||||
EiD MU|||||
EiD MUB||||
EiD MUBA|||
EiD MUBAR||
EiD MUBARA|
.::. EiD MUBARAK .::.

Your relation is like paktel

Your relation is like paktel
Your relation is like paktel
“dil to 1 hay”
Your Ove like telenor
“Chaho kuch barh k”
Your sincerety like Haleeb
“garah to hay”
Your smile like twist
“Hila k rakh de”
your style like Ufone
“Tum hi to ho”
Your personality lika Bonanza
“Absolutely worldclass”
My response like lipton
“Yehi to hai wo apnapun”
aur apnaypun k sath
“EID Mubarak”

Allah flood ur life wid happiness

Allah flood ur life wid happiness
May Allah flood your life
with happiness on this occasion,
ur heart with love,
ur soul with spirtual,
ur mind with wisdom,
wishing u a very Happy Eid Mubarik

I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak

I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak
Beware of other duplicae “EID wishers”
I’m the only authorized iso 2007
certified dealer in EID WISHES
I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak

Choicest blessing of Allah

Choicest blessing of Allah
May the choicest
blessing of Allah
fill your life with
joy and prosperity.
EID MUBARAK

May d day delight n d moments

May d day delight n d moments
May the day delight
and the moments measure all the special joys
for all of you to treasure.
May the year ahead
be fruitful too,
for your home and family
and specially for you.
EID MUBARAK

a time for joy

Eid… a time for joy
Eid…
A time for joy,
a time for togetherness,
a time to remember my blessings..
For me… it’s you!
May Allah Bless you &
Give u all the joy u bring to my life!

Sending warm wishes on EID day

Sending warm wishes on EID day
Sending warm wishes
across the miles…
Just to let you know
how much you are missed on
EID Day

I wish you the best of everything

I wish you the best of everything
My Blessing, Congratulations and Good wishes.
I wish you the best of everything
for not only in EID-UL-Fitr but also
all the years ahead.*EID MUBARAK*

Wish you a very very happy EID mubarak

Wish you a very very happy EID mubarak
May
all
the
joys
of
life
be
showered
on
you .!
Wish you a very very
happy eid mubarak to you and your family

May u have joyous eid celebration

May u have joyous eid celebration
May Allah bless you…
and may you have
a joyous Eid celebration.

All that is in the heavens

All that is in the heavens
All that is in the heavens
and the earth
glorifieth Allah; and
He is the Mighty,
the Wise.
The Holy Quran [ 57:1]
Eid Mubarak to You.

Have a Happy Eid Mubarak

Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.
Hope Love and Laugher,
warmth, wishes, joy and
a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations,
become a part of your Eid and Your Life.
Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.

24 smiles for U

24 smiles for u
24 SmileS..









For You,
One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS At EiD DaY..
[::. EiD MuBArAK .::]

Open all the doors of success

Open all the doors of success
May the blessings of Allah
fill your life with happiness
and open all the doors of success
now and always.
Eid Mubarak

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease
the suffering of all peoples around the globe.
Eid Mubarak

Its time for Eid and lots of fun

Its time for Eid and lots of fun
When the sun has set, and day is done-
I”ll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It”s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

Miss you alot on eid

Miss you alot on eid
Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot. eid mubarak.

Happiness be at your door

Happiness be at your door .. EID mubarak
Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of allah’s
Peace,love,joy & good health behind
shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,
May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion

You are awarded a bouqet of good deeds

You are awarded a bouqet of good deeds
You are awarded a bouqet of good deeds,
a vase of blessing,
a parachut of glad itdings
4 completing da holy ramadan.
EID MUBARAK

This EID is happiest and best

This EID is happiest and best
Of all the days to celebrate
this out shines the rest,
Here is hopeing that
this EID is happiest and best

Its more than just an

Its more than just an Eid wish
Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thouts
because it’s meant for you.

I wish a wish for you

I wish a wish for you
I wish a wish for u.
The wish i wish for few.
The wish i wish for u is that
your all wishes come true
so keep on wishing
as my all wishes are with you.
“Eid Mubarak”

Some words can be left unsaid … EID MUBARAK

Some words can be left unsaid … EID MUBARAK
Some words can be left unsaid,
Some feeling can be left unexpressed,
But person like u can never be forgotton on this day
* * EID MUBARAK

Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka

Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka
Socha kisi apne se baat karun,
Apne kisi khaas ko yaad karun,
Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka,
Dil ne kaha kyun na aapseshuruwat karun.
*EID MUBARAK*

Eid days are meant to celebrate

Eid days are meant to celebrate
Eid days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you beleive in,
the dream you love the best.

May the magic of dis

May the magic of dis EID
May the magic of dis EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid
all ur close friendzzzzzz
& may it fill ur HEART wid love

2 din pehlay hi eid ka chand dekh lia

2 din pehlay hi eid ka chand dekh lia
Close
Ur
Eyes
And
Imagine
My
Smily
Face
Have You Done It???
Mubarak ho
Aap Ne 3 Din Pehlay Hi Eid Ka Chand Dekh liya….

I m d first wishing u eid mubarak

I m d first wishing u eid mubarak
After 3 days
After 72 hours
After 4320 min
After 259200sec
Every1 will send u this msg but i m the
1st telling u and ur family Eid Mubarak.

Na hoyee Deed Teri na hoyee hai Eid Meri

Na hoyee Deed Teri na hoyee hai Eid Meri
Meri Eid ka Ta’alluq Teri Deed sey raha hai
na hoyee Deed Teri na hoyee hai Eid Meri

Mubarak naam hai tera

Mubarak naam hai tera
Mubarak naam hai tera,
mubarak Eid ho tujhko,
jise tu dekhna chahe
usi ki deed ho tujko
EID MUBARAK.

The moon has been sighted

The moon has been sighted
The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua”s is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
“Eid Mubarak”

Wish a very happy EID 2 U

Wish a very happy EID 2 u
With petals of roses,
Palm full of holy water,
Light of sunshine,
Fragrance of Flowers
&
Grass with the dew
I wish a very
HAPPY EID 2 YOU

As Allah waters HIS Creation

As Allah waters HIS Creation
As Allah waters HIS Creation,
May HE also sprinkle HIS wonderous
blessings over you and your beloved ones.
(Aameen).

Maray Liye Tu App Hi Sab Se Khas Hain

Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain
Hum app ki yaad main udas hain,
Bas app say milnay ki ass hay,
Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon,
Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain…
Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend.

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
EID MUBARAK

Pyare Dosto

Asalam-o-Alaikum
.
Pyare dosto Aur Azizo.
.
Aaj 10 Roza hai, Main aaj se baqaida ailaan karta hon.
.
k Maine Eid Gifts, Dosti k Tohfay,
Cash, Cheques, Sweets, Tamam Mobile Cards, Perfumes waghera qabool karne ka aaghaz kar diya hai.
.
To Dair na kijiye, Rush se bachiye, Jaldi Laaiye, Waqt bachaiye.
.
Thank You.

Larkiyon Ko Is Eid Pe

Is Msg Ko Aagy Fwd Zaroor Karen.
Kya Pata Aapki Wajah se Kisi Ka Bhala Hojaye.
.
"Jin Larkiyon ko Is EID pe Date Maarny k liye.
.
Ya apni Friends ko Jalanay k liye ek Pyaare se Boyfriend ki zaroorat ho to woh is Number pe Contact Karen..."
.
0321-26296xx
.
Ye Kaam Insaani Khidmat k Tehat bila Muaawza kya Jata Hai

Happy Eid Mubarak

Wishing you Happy Eid Mubarak in advance,
For the following 10 Years.
.
2009
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018
.
Agar Coming 10 Years main aapko koi Pehle Wish karne ka dawa kary.
.
To Ek Rakh k chamat dena aur ye msg dikha dena. Ok?
.
Don't Delete It.

Who Are Most Grateful To Other People

- “The most grateful of people to Allaah are those who are most grateful to other people.”

There Is No Power Or Strength Except With Allah

“Repeat often ‘La Hawla Wa Laa Quwwata Illa Billah (there is no power or strength except with Allah)’, for it is from the treasure of Paradise.”

Morning Prayer

Morning Prayer: I'll walk this day in faith dear Lord,
- No foe, no storm i'll fear, but trusting in your precious word, I am safe for You are near.

Fastest Thing On Earth?

What's the fastest thing on earth?
- Bullet?
- Nah. Sound?
- Not quite. Light? Almost.
- Answer: Prayer...
- Because it reaches Heaven even before you can say it. Have a nice day

Dost Or Dushman Mein Farq

Dost or Dushman mein farq rabty ka hai.Agr rabta qaim rhy to dushman bi dost bn jta hai.Rabta tot jaie to Dost bhi dushman bun jata hai
(Hazrat ALI)

The Best Message Of My Life

The Best Message of My Life
"Aae Allah Jab Mainay Tujh se Nahi Manga tab bhi tonay mujhe diya
to ye kaisay mumkin hai ke main tujh se mangoo aur to na de"

If You Put Your Whole Trust

"If you put your whole trust in Allah, as you ought, He most certainly will satisfy your needs, as He satisfies those of the birds. They come out hungry in the morning, but return full to their nests." (Tirmidhi)

The Thing That Weights

“The thing that weighs most heavily
in the balance (of good deeds)
is a good attitude.”

According to God's Wish

If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God’s wish!

Parh Parh Kitaban

Parh Parh Kitaban Ilm Diyan To Nan Rakh Liya Qazi
Hath vich pharr ke talvar to na rakh leya Ghazi
Makay Madeenay Ghom aaya te to na rakh liye Haji
Bul-e-Shah Hasil ki kita je to Yar na rakhya Razi.....
(Baba Bulay Shah Decent Poetry)

Khubsurat Duain

QURAN E PAK main kuch khubsurat duain
1. Ae Mere RUB! Beshak tu jo bhi bhalai meri tarf utarey ga main uska mohtaaj hoon
(ALQASAS-24)
2. Ae mere RUB! Main tujhe pukar kay kabhi mehroom nahi raha
(ALMARIYAM-4)
3. Ae mere RUB! mere liye apne pas jannat main ghar bana dijiay
(ALTEHREEM-11)
AMEEN

Juma Ke Roz

Juma K Roz 07 Martaba Darood Pak Parhne
Waly Ki 100 Hajatein Pori Hoti Hain
30 Dunya Ki,70 Akhirat Ki.
PLZ FORWARD TO OTHERS.

Hadees-s-Pak

Hadees-S-Pak
Tum Zyda Se Zyda Sajday Kya Karo Q K Jb B
Tum Sajda Karo Gy Tumhara Ek Darja Buland
Hoga Aor Tumhari 1ek Ghalti Mita Di Jaegi.

Taqdeer Ka Har Faysla

Apni Taqdeer ka Har Faysla ALLAH k Hath mey Dey do..
Uss se Dua to Karo par Zid Na Karo.,
Q k Jaß Aap ALLAH Ta’la pey Apni Zindagi ka Har Faysla Chortey Ho to ALLAH ßhi Wohi Karta hay..
Jo Tumari Khushi hoti hay..
& Said: Ay Logo.! Tum Apni Raza ALLAH ki Raza mey dhundu…
Phir Dekhna Woh Kis tarha Apni Raza Tumari Raza mey Shamil Karta hay..
ßeshaK ALLAH Saß sey ßehtar Sb kuch behtr frmany wala hy…

Wo Gham Jiske Milne Per

'Wo Gham jiske milne pr tmhara ruju ALLAH ki tarf ho jy,Us Khushi se behtr ha jis k milne pr tm apne KHALIQ ko bhul jao'
HaZrt Abubakar(R.A)

Surah Muzamil, Koi Bhi

"Koi b moseebt Allah k hukm k bagair nhi ati
or Allah momino k dil ko raah dikhlaay ga
or Allah hr cheez se waqif hai
or Ataat kro Allah ki or Ataat kro Rasool(S.A.W) ki
ps agr tm phir gay to Hmary Rasul k zimmah paygaam
pohncha dena hai. Allah k siwa koi mabood
nhi or momino ko sirf Allah pr tawkkl krna chahey"
(surah Muzmil)

Ghusay Ki Halat Mein

2 cheezen saari zindagi kaam aayen gi,
1=Ghusay ki halat mei koi fesla mat kro
2=Khushi ki halat mei koi waada mat kro!
(PEER ALI)A.S

Qudrat Rakhtay Huey

"Wo shakhs, rah-e-KHUDA ma jan dany waly say ziada jaza ka mustahiq ha, Jo gunah pr qudrat rakhty huey us say baaz rhy.
Hazrat Ali (A.S)

Namaz Ke Zariye

"Namaz K Zariye Se Madad Talb Kro, Beshak Namaz Zarur Mushkil Hai Magar UnKe Liye Nahi Jo Dil Se Meri Tarf Jhukte Hain"
(Al-BAQRAH:45)*

Surah Aal-e-Imraan

"Na bnaayn mulman kafiron ko dost momino
ko chor k or jo koi yeh kam kre to nhi
usko Allah se koi talluq mgr is haalat
mai k krna chaho tm unsy bchao
or Allah tmko drata hai Apny se or Allah hi
ki taraf tmko ko lot kr jana hai
( AAL E IMRAAN (AYT 28)

Aal-e-Imraan Ayt 103

or pakry rkho Allah ki rassi ko mazbooti se
or aaps mai tafrqy mai na pro
(AAL E IMRAAN ayt 103)

Rajab Mubarak

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RAJAB MÜBÅRIK
AP(S.A.W.W)NE FARMAYA JO SHAKS RAJAB KI MUBARIK DE US PER JANNAT WAJIB Hy..

Boycott Fool Shah Rukh

Indian Filmi Hero Kutta Shahrukh Khan ne Hamare Peyare Nabi Pak Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W.W.) ko (NAUZUBILLAH) Negative Shakhsiat kha hai. Es liye agar ap sachy Aashiq RASOOL (S.A.W.W.) hain to es msg ko itna pehlao ke wo Harami Kutta Musalmano se Maafi mange or es Kafir ke Movies ka Boycott tamam Musalmano par Farz hogia. Plz ap k EMAN ki Aazmaish hai. Don’t stop. Spread/Frward it in the whole Worlds.
References: 19-06-2009 Newspapers:
Khabrain (Front Page), Daily Jang (Page-4),
Nawaiwat (Front Page), BBC Asia today reference 18-06-09
Mashriq Magzine.
Jazak Allah (Imdad Ullah Khiyal)

Prophet Mohammad S.A.W

Wo konsa kaam hy jis k karny waly ko Allah boht pasand karta hy mgar Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W) ne wo kaam nhi kiya?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
ANS: Huzoor Pak (S.A.W) ne kabhi AZAAN nhi di thi.Kyun k agr AAP (S.A.W) AZAAN detay to kainat ki hr cheez Masjid main aa jati aur Nizam-e-Kainat ruk jata
SUBHAN ALLAH

Man Asked Allah

One day man asked Allah what is the difference between your love & my love?
Allah smiled & said: A bird in the sky is my love
&
A bird in the cage is your love.

Allah Se Darty Rho

"Uss ALLAH se darty raho, jis ki Sifft ye hai k Agar tum Bat karo to Wo Sunta Aur agar tum Dil main rakho to Wo Janta hai.
HAZRAT ALI (a.s)

Allah Says (Mafhum)

ALLAH SAYS (Mafhoom):
“Tu karta wo hai jo Tu chahta hai
Par hota wo hai jo Mein chahta hoon.
Tu wo kar jo MEIN chahta hoon,
Phir wo hoga jo Tu Chahta hai” (Try it).

Dua Ki Fazeelat

Jab Banda Nemaaz k baad baghair Dua maange uth jata hai to
“ALLAH” Farmata hai “Aye Farishto, Ye Banda mojhse beniyaz
Hogaya hai, ab ise Meri zarorat nahi”

4 Sunehri Batain

Ek buzurg ne 50 saal books ka muta'lla kya aur un main se sirf 4 Sunehri baaten apny liye muntakhib kin.
1. Allah k diye hua pe raazi reh warna koi Aur Maalik talaash kar jo us se bhi ziyada de.
2. Jin baaton se Allah ne mana farmaya un se ruk ja warna us ki Kainaat se bahar chala ja.
3. Agar gunah karna chahta hai to aisi jaga talash kar jahan Allah na dekh saky warna mat kar.
4. Allah ki ibaadat kar warna uska diya hua rizq bhi mat kha.

Apni Zuban Ki

Hazrat Ali R.A. Ne farmaya
Apni Zuban ki tezi us ke khilaf istaml na karo jis ne tmhain bolna sikhaya.
aur apni kabliyat ka muzahira us par na karo jis ne tmhain rasta dikhaya.

Best Message Of The Day

har Wo din tumharay liye Eid hai jis din tum se koi Gunah na ho..
Hazrat Ali (R.A.)
Have a Nice Day
Good Morning

Gunah Ka Kafara

Hadees-e-Nabvi (S.A.W)
"Musalman ko jo ranj, dukh, fikar, gham, takleef aur pareshani pesh aati hai yaha tak ke usay aik kanta bhi chubta hai
to Allah us takleef ko us ke kisi na kisi Gunah ka kafara bana deta hai"
SUBHAN-ALLAH

Very Important Message

This msg is v.important
zara ghor se parhye
"Hum log zaeef
Quran-e-Paak ya or koi Islami Kitab dafnane k bajae usey kisi b river k pul se niche phenk dete hain k wo samandar mai chala jae ga daraasal wo behta howa Naalon myn gandi jaga pohanch jata hai
(Samaa T.V k faisal qureshi) k program mai pori video dikhai gai hai kis tarha us gandagi mai Qurani A'aza bikhre howe hain
plz is process ko roken!
plz plz forward this msg.!

Shaban Nazdeek Hy

15 Shaban nazdeek hy
Amal namay tabdeel honay ko han
Agar meri taraf se ap ko koi taklif pohnchi ho to Braaye karam mujhe Muaaf kar dain.
Sorry f0r Everything!

Aayat-ul-Kursi Ki Fazilat

“AAYATUL KURSI KI FAZILAT”
Jo shakhs 1 bar parhe tu”ALLAH TALA”Farishton ko hukum Farmate he
jao,
or mere bande ki”HIFAZAT”karo
2 bar parhe tu yehi Hukum milta he
OR
Jub 3 bar parhta he tu”ALLAH TALA”Farishton se farmata he k wapas Ajao tum sub
Ab ma eski”HIFAZAT”karonga
Achi Bat Phelana”SADQA-e-JARIA”Ha.

Gunah Jhar Jaty Hein

NABI (S.A.W) ka farman hai k
'Mehmaan apna RIZQ le kar aata hai
or
khilaane walon k gunah le kar jata hai..
(yani gunah jhar jaty hen)

Takabbur aur Mayusi

Kabi b kamyabi ko dimagh me or nakami ko dil me Jaga na dena,
Q k kamyabi dimagh me takab'bur or nakami dil me mayusi peda kr deti he.
(Hazrat.ALI R.A.)

Jism Ki Taqat

1. Jism ki taqat "Namaz" mai
hai,
2. Dil ki taqat "Tilawt.E.Quran" mai hai,
3. Dimagh ki taqat "Zikar" mai hai,
4. Rooh ki taqat "Darood Sharef" mai hai.

Hazrat MOhammad (S.A.W)

Hadis: Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W) ka irshad-e-Pak hai k "'Agar tum mein se kisi ko yeh khadsha ho ke qayamat k din us ki bakhshish mushkil hai to usay chahiye ke woh kasrat se logon ko pani pilaya kare', kyun ki is chote se amal ka ajar buhat bara hai."' Forward this to all. Bc it is Sadka-e-Jaria,

Beautiful Pictures

Beautiful pictures r made from Negatives n a Dark Room..
So,
If dark time comes n ur life
Be sure that
ALLAH! Is making
Beautiful Pictures of ur Coming Life!

AT-UL-KASHAF

AT-UL-KASHAF"
8.
"JANNAT-UL-FERDOS"
"ALLAH" se dua hai K
"ROZ-E-QEYAMAT Aap ko "JANNAT" k aathon darwazon se pokara jaye!
AAMEEN!

Jannat Ke Darwaze

Jannat k
8 darwaze hain,
1.
"DA-RUL-MAQAM"
2.
"DA-RUL-SALAM"
3.
"DA-RUL-KHULD"
4.
"JANNAT-UL-
MAVA"
5.
JANNAT-UL-
ADAN
6.
"JANNAT-UL-NA'IM"
7.
"JANN

Mukhatib Ki Samajh

Logo ko haq se pehchano'Haq ko logon se nhi (HAZRAT ABUBAKAR R.A.) Tum jis se nafrat krte ho us se hoshiyar rho (HAZRAT UMER R.A.) Asi bat na kaho jo mukhatib ki samajh se bahir ho (HAZRAT USMAN R.A.) Fursat k oqat ko galat mat jano ye asey badil hai jo ja kr phir nhi aate (HAZRAT ALI R.A.)

Scientists Had Proved

The scientists had proved that the voice wich comes from heartbeat is
"Lub Dub"
but now they have analyzed that it is "Rub Rub"
RUB is an arabic word which means 1 who made each and everything in the universe and who has the command on everything That is "ALLAH" it means every heart beat says "ALLAH ALLAH"
If possible than send to all muslim & non muslim to know about ALLAH who is true creator...

Best Thing to Do

Best Thing to do in your spare time, keep it always in your tongue
" LA ILAHA ILLALLAH, MOHAMMADUR RASULULLAH "sallallaho alaihe wasallam".....

Allah is Always

ALLAH
is with u always!
When u r blessed,
HE is Al-Rehman
when u r hungry,
HE is Al-Razzaq
when u r honoured
HE is Al-Moiz
when u r weak,
HE is Al-Moqeet
when u pray,
HE is Al-Mujeeb
when u need a friend,
HE is Al-Wali
when u r detracked,
HE is Al-Hadi
when u r gifted,
HE is Al-Kareem
when u r forgiven,
He is Al-Ghafoor
when u r in the darkness of hopelessness,
HE is Al-Noor
MAY ALLAH BLESS YOU ALWAYS.

Please Forgive Me

B4 my "amal nama" is tken to Allah in ths m0nth of Rjab
I wna say
'If i evr hurt u or mde u fel bad, or i comitd sin like back bitng I'M SORY 4 DAT PLZ
4gv me.

Shaitan Ko Kamzori

Eik din
Rasool (s.a.w) ny Shaitan ko kmzori ki halat main dekha or wja pochi,
Usny kaha A RASOOL E KHUDA Ap (s.a.w) ki umat sy sakht ranj uthata hon,
Ap (S.A.W) ki umat ki 6 khaslaten mujse brdasht nhi,
1-jb milen tu Salam krte hain
2-musafah krte hain
3-jb koi kam krna chahty hain tu INSHALLAH kehte hain
4-Astaghfar krte hain
5- Ap (S.A.W) ka nam sunty hi Salawat behjte hain
6- hr kam ki ibtida BISMILLAH se krte he!

Tujh Se Mangu

"Ae khuda jab mene tujh se na manga tab b tu ne mujhe ata kia,
To ye kaise mumkin hy k mai tujh se mangu or tu ata na karey"
HAZRAT ALI (R.A.)

Adalat Karni Hai

Adalat Karni Hai To "MUHAMMAD" Se Sekho
Sakhawat Krni hai to "ALI" se Sekho
Ghar Chalana hai to "FATIMA" se Sekho
Dushman ko Jhukna ha to "HASSAN" se Sekho
Sir Katana hai to "HUSSAIN" se Sekho

Jism Ki Taqat Namaz

1. Jism ki taqat "Namaz" mai
hai,
2. Dil ki taqat "Tilawt.E.Quran" mai hai,
3. Dimagh ki taqat "Zikar" mai hai,
4. Rooh ki taqat "Darood Sharef" mai hai.

Subhanallah

" SUBHANALLAH "
" SUBHANALLAH "
" SUBHANALLAH "
Agar delete karne se pehle sirf 3 bar b frwrd kar den gay tu apke nam k kitne darakht jannat me lag jayen gay.

Nothing Before Prophet

Muhammad...is wrong spelling, created by Yahudis, if spell it, mu-latin word means pagl, ham means pig & mad means pagal.
Real spelling is MOHAMMAD & MOHAMMAD is implement in saudia. plz tell every body that use MOHAMMAD.
So spread it to as many as u can. But atleast to 2.
It's nothing before Prophet'

Tanhai Mei Gunah

"Tanhai Mein Gunaah say Bacho,
Q k
Iska Gawaah Allah Ta'alah khud Hai "
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
" Gòod MorñiñG"

Akhlaaq Wo Cheez

"Akhlaaq wo cheez hai jis ki qeemat kuch nahi dena perti magar is say har cheez khareedi ja sakti hai".
HAZRAT ALI (R.A)

Mobile Users Ye

Aj sb mobile users Ye Msg Parhen.
4ward It
YA ALLAH TUJY WASTA HA APNY MEHBOB KA APNY FAZL-O-KARAM SE HM PAR BARISH BRSA
AMEEN.

Science Proved It

Science proved it:
¤Sajda krne se Nigah taiz,
Dimag taqtwr,
0r
Chehra haséen høta hy.
spread it if U can...
JAZAK ALLAH!

Nighein Aisi Rakho

Nigahein Aisi Rakho Jo Buri Nigahon Ko B Jhuknay Pe Majboor Ker Den.
Aur
Zuban Aisi Estimal Karo Jo Talkh Zuban Mein B Mithas Bher De.
Hazrat Muhammad (PBUH).

Meray Nazdeek Apnay

Hazrat ALI(R.A) nay farmaya,
"Maray nazdeek apnay dost pr 20 dirham kharach krna 100 dirham faqeeron main taqseem krnay say behtar ha.",

Maa Ke Pao Ko Chomo

Aap ("S-A-W-W") Ne Farmaya Jis Ne Apni "MAA" K Paon Ko Choma..? Us Ne "KABE" Ki Dehliz Ko Chooma
Good Night

Spread This

Spread This Message if you can.
" LA ILAHA ILLALLAHO MOHAMMADUR RASULULLAH. "

Jo Shakhs Sajdon

Jo Shakhs Sajdon mai rota hai usay taqdeer pe rona nhi parta
Hazrat ALI (R.A)

Miraj Shareef Ki Raat

aaj ki raat bohet hi maqbol raat hy.
aaj ki raat duaon ki raat hy.
Ayain hum sab mil k Allah se apni tamam
ghaltion ki moafi mangain.
plz aaj raat is ghunah gar ko aapni duaon
main yad rakhiye ga jis k damn main ghuna
k siwa kuch ni

An Excellent Quote

An excellent quote seen in at MASJID:
"GOD has time to listen.
Do u have time to pray?"

Aajeeb Dunya

Ye Dunya bhi Kitni Aajeeb hai
Imaandar ko Bewqoof ,
Be-Imaan ko Aqalmnd
aur
Be-Hayya ko Khoobsurat kehti hai
PEER ALI (A.S)

Happiness Keeps U

Happiness keeps u Sweet,
Trials keep u Strong,
Sorrow keeps u Human,
Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success keeps u Glowing,
But only
Allah Keeps u Going

Kamyabi or Nakami

Kabi b kamyabi ko dimagh me
or
nakami ko dil me Jaga na dena,
Q k
kamyabi dimagh me takab'bur
or
nakami dil me mayusi peda kr deti he.
PEER ALI (A.S)

Jannat Ki Taraf

4 Chezen Jannat Ki Taraf Bulati hain,
1.Apni Musibat Ko Chupana
2.Waldain K Sath Neki
3.Chupa Kar Sadqa Dena
4.Kasrat Say
LA ILAHA ILLALLAH Kehna
PEER ALI (A.S)

Aal-e- Mohammad (S.A.W)

Na
Aal-e- Muhammad(A.S) Ki Muhabat K Bharose
Py Khuda Ki Ebadat Ko Chorna,
Aur
Na hi Ebadat K Bharose
Per Aal-e-Muhammad(A.S) Ki Muhabat ko Chorna,
Kyun K
In Mein Se Kisi 1 Ko B Doosray K Baghair
Qabool Nahi Kia Jaye Ga.
IMAM RAZA(A.S)
Ref: Bihar-Ul-Anwar
Jild#75,
PG#347

Zindgi Aisey Basar

*!!*SALAM YA ALI*!!*
Zindgi Aisey Basar Karo
K
Dunya Se Chaley Jao To Log Tumhare
Liye Dua Karain Or Royain
Or
Jab Tak Zinda Raho Log Tumey Dekhne
K Mushtaq Hon
PEER ALI(A.S)

Chotay Chotay Gunah

*!!*SALAM YA ALI*!!*
Chotay Chotay Gunaho Say Bacho
Kio K
Ya Chotay Gunah He Baray Gunaho
Ki Tarf Bolatay Hain.
PEER ALI(A.S)

Ghuroor karne wale log

Ghuroor karne wale log qayamat mein chuntion(ants)
ki surat mein zahir hon gey,
log hisab se farigh hone tak unko pairon se kuchlain ge.
REF: Asool e Kafi Jild 4, hadees 11, pg 259.

4 Chezon Ki Hifazat

*!!*SALAM YA ALI*!!*
In 4 chezon ki hifazat kia kro:
1:Namaz mein dil ki.
2:Tanhai mein Nafs ki.
3:Mehfil mein Zuban ki.
4:Raste mein nigah ki.
PEER ALI(A.S)
*!!!!*!!!!*!!!!*!!!!*

Eman Ki Bunyad

"SABAR"
Eman ki Bunyad
"SAKHAWAT"
Insan ki Zeenat
"SACHAI"
Haq ki Zabban
"NARMI"
Kamyabi ki Kunji Aur
"MOUT"
eik bay khabar Sathi hai
[Hazrat Ali R.I.Z

Khass Message

<(Khass Msg)>
Hum Log Kitne Pagal Hain,
K Hr Kisi Ko Kehte Rehte Hain
i Miss U
i Miss U
Lekin Kbi Humne Ye Socha Hai,
K aj Humne Kitni Namazen Miss KrDi?
Es Saal Ktny Rozay Mis Kr Diye?
Kya Humne Kabi Quran Ko Mis kia?
Ya
Humne Kbi Ye Kaha
K
ALLAH i Miss U
Nahi Kbi Nhi.
Humne Kbi B Ye Nahi Kaha
Q k
Hum Log Ye Nahi Jante
Ya Phr JanBoj Kr Bhol Jate Hain K Hamari
(KABAR)
Humko Roz
(70 Bar)
Ye Kehti Hy
i Miss U.

Kamil Dua

~Kamil DUA~
Ae ALLAH
<>
aj me tujse sab k liye mangta hon,
"Kamil Iman"
"Sacha Yaqin"
"Kushada Rizq"
"Ajizi or Pyar
karne wala Dil"

Gali Gali Mai Ali Ki

! Salam Ya Ali!
Gali Gali Mai Ali Ki Sadain Deta Hon
Munafqon ko mai Yun B Sazain Deta Hon
Ali K Ziker Se Jab Jab Kushi Mili Muje
Mai Apni Maa Ko Hazaron Duain Deta Hon

Is Qadar Masroof

!Salam Ya Ali!
Insan Dunya Mai Is Kader Masroof Hy
K
Usko Pata Hi Nhi Chalta K Jis Kapre Se
Us Ka Kafan Banta Hy
Wo
Bazar Mai Aa Chuka Hy.
PEER ALI (A.S)

Bahtrain Yaadasht

!Salam Ya Nabi!
Bahtrain Yaadasht Ye Hy
Ke
Insan Apni Naikyain or Dosron ki
Ziadtiyan Bhulata Chala Jaya.
Nabi Paak(S.A.W.W)

Iska Gawah Khud

!Salam Ya Ali!
Tanhai Mai Gunaah Sey Bacho
Kyun Ke Iska Gawah Khaud
Allah Ta'alah Hota Hy
PEER ALI (A.S)

Ek Khoobsurat Aitebar

Ek khoobsurat
"Aitebaar"
.
Agar ALLAH tumhari dua'ain poori kar raha hai to woh tumhaara "yaqeen" barha raha hai
.
Agar dua'ain poori karne main dair kar raha hai to tumhara "sabr" barha raha hai
.
Agar tumhari dua'oon ka jawab nahi de raha hai to wo tumhy aazma raha hai.....
(Subhan Allah)
subha bakhair. .

Wo Gham Jiske

Hazrat Abubakar(R.A) Said: Wo Gham jiske Milne per Tmhara Ruju ALLAH ki taraf Ho Jaye ,Us Khushi se behtar ha Jis k Milne Par Tm Apne KHALIQ Ko bhool JÅo.

Methi Baat

Methi BAAT:
Namaz ki halat main ankhen band karna makroh hai.
.
Namaz Mein Jab Qyam Per Kharay Hon Tou Nazren Sajday Ki Jaga
.
Jab Raku karein Tu Paon k Dermian
.
Jab Sajda Karein Tu Nak Ki Samt Mein Or Jab Baith Jaen To Jholi Mein Honi Chahiay Or
.
Jab salam pheren to dono kandhon ko dekhen.
Plz forward this information 2 all frndz kya pta AAPKI waja se kisi ki namaz sahi ho jye aur jab tk woh namaz parhega humey us k sawab barabr milta rahay ga.

Is Kadar Mashghol

"Insan duniya mein is kadar mashghol hota hai k usy pata bhi nahi chalta k uska KAFAN bazar mein aa chuka hai"
HAZRAT ALI(R.A)

Aj Shab-e-Barat Hai

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=*=*=*=*=*=*=
.
Aj shab-e-barat hy faislo ki rat agr kabe ap ko mare kisi bat sy takle

Advance Shab-e-Barat Mubarak

Advance!

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¤shaib-be-brat¤
'¤ MUhbrak. ¤'
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Hades Pak H:
Jis Ne Mah-e-shaban Ki Khabar Di
Us Pr Janat Wajib Hai.

SHAB-E-QADAR MUBARAK HO

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"RABB UL IZZAT"
Se iltija hay woh aap ko apni Nigah-e-Kareem aur
Hifazat Mein Rakhay or Shab-e-Qadr Ki Naimaton Se Mala Maal Karay (AMEEN)
SHAB-E-QADAR MUBARAK HO

Hussain Wo Sajda

Salam Ya Hussain
Karabala ko karabla ke Shansha per Naz hai
Us Nawase pe Mohammad Mustafa ko Naz hai
Yun to Lakhon ne Sajde kiye per
Hussain ne woh Sajda kiya jis pe Khuda ko Naz hai…

Hazrat Abubakar R.A

Hazrat Abubakar(R.A) Said: Wo Gham jiske Milne per Tmhara Ruju ALLAH ki taraf Ho Jaye ,Us Khushi se behtar ha Jis k Milne Par Tm Apne KHALIQ Ko bhool JÅo.

A Peaceful Sleep

NAMAZ_E_FAJR:
Improve ur beauty¤
_ZOHAR:
Increase ur income¤
_ASAR:
Increase ur health¤
_MAGRIB:
make a good future¤
_ISHA:
Give a peaceful sleep¤

Chain

CHAIN SMS:
.
ALLAH or Farshty AP S.A.W Pe Drood-o-Slam Bhjty Hai IsLiye Ae Imaan Walo Tm b Aap S.A.W Pe Drood-o-Salam Bhejo.
Plz fwd if posible

Maa Ko Dekho

Agar Allah ko dekhna chahte ho to subha uth ker muskurate hue maa ko dekho us mein khuda ki jhalak hogi. Kyun k khuda ka 1 Roop maa bhi hay..

Dil Ki Qowwat

Dil ki "Qowwat"
ALLAH k zeker
me he,
.
Damagh ki "qowat"
Quran ki talawat
me he,
.
Jism ki "Taqatt"
NAMAZ
me he,
.
or
.
"Rooh ki "Rahat"
"DROOD-E-PAK"
me he.

Aazan Ki Fazilat

(AAZAN Ki FAZILAT) Jo shaks Azan ka 1jumla sun k use dohraye to us k Naam-e-Amal me 2lakh nakiyan likh di jati hain or jo koi dosre ko btaye to usk Nam-e-Amal me 30lakh nakiyan likh di jati hain. Qayamt k din insan aik aik naki ko tarsaiga.

High Level Confidence

High level Confidence:
.
Teacher 2 student: If you tel me, where is Allah, I shall reward u 100 rupees.
.
Student: n If u tell me where GOD is not, I shall reward u 200 rupees.

Maa Ki Azmat

MAA KI AZMAT;
"Jab madina main ISLAM aam ho chuka, to NABi (SAW) ne farmaya:
"AGAR AAJ MERI MAA ZINDA HOTI, MAIN NAMAZ-E-ISHAA MAIN KHARA HOTA,
OR MERI MAA HUJRAY SAY MUJHE AWAZ DETI,
O'Muhammad (SAW).!
TO KHUDA KI KASAM, MAIN FARZ NAMAZ CHOR KAR DORRTA HUA JATA, OR MAA K QADMON MAIN GIR JATA"
Fwd 2 all.!

Sora Al Baqarah

Sora Al-Baqarah: V#216.
.
"ho sakta ha k aik cheez tumhe nagwar ho aur wahi tumhare liye behtar ho.Aur ho sakta ha k aik cheez tumhe pasand ho aur wahi tumhare liye buri ho. ALLAH janta ha,tum nahi jante".
.
fwd it 2 many.Don't stop it here. ALLAH apko or muje wo de jo hamary haq main behter ho.

Hazrat Jibrael (A.S) Ne Kaha

Hazrat Jibrael(AS) ne kha:
Ya Rasoolallah(S.A.W.W) main zmeen pr mojud rait k hr zarre ko gin skta hun,samandr ki hr machli gin skta hun or zmeen pr mojud patte gin skta hun Lakn jb koi insan Aap(S.A.W.W) pr Drood bhejta hai,us pr ALLAH jitni rhmtain bhejta hai,wo main b nhi gin skta
SubhanAllah
Hdees prh kr phelana sdqa e jaria hai.Q k Nabi Pak(S.A.W.W) ne frmaya:
Sr sbz o shadab rhe wo shakhs jo hadees ko Aage ponhchaye

Thikana Qabar Hai

Thikana Qabar Hai Tera Ibadat Kuch To Kar GHAFIL...
.
.
Kahawat Hai K Khaali Hath ghar Jaya Nahi Karte...

Fajar Ki Namaz

FAJAR ki namaz marte wqt kam aye gi,
.
ZOHAR ki namaz Qabar mai kam aye gi,
.
ASAR ki namaz munker nakeer k sawalat mai kam aye gi,
.
MAGHRIB ki namaz hisab kitab (akhrat) mai kam aye gi,
.
ESHA ki namaz pul sirat paar krne mai kam aye gi

Hazrat Mohammad S.A.W Ne Farmaya

Hazrat Mohammad
s.a.w Ne Farmya:
"Jb Ek Jawan Admi Toba Krta Hai To Mashriq Se Maghrib Tak K Qabristano Me 40 Dino Tak Azaab Hata Dia Jata Hai"
Plz Fwd Youngrs.

Some Beautiful Hadees

Some beautiful Hadiths
*1. Hazrat Muhammad s.a.w.w.(PBUH) says that "if a person recite " Ayatal Kursi" after every Farz Namaz then there will be nothing between him and
Heaven except Death *"
*2. There is a Hadith that says "La Haula Wala Quuatailla billahil aliyul azeem" is such a great medicine that it cures every disease and the most
minor disease it cures is "Sorrow" (Gham).
*3. Another Hadith says "if a person recite surah ikhlaas (Kul huwallahu ahad...) 10 times in a day then Allah build a palace for him in the Heaven.(Subhaan Allah)"

Allah Se Muafi

Logon ko itni jaldi muaf kr dia karo jitni jaldi tum Allah se muafi ki umeed rkhte ho.
(Hazrat Umar R.A)
Good Morning

Idhar Udhar Ki SIMs

Idhar Udhar ki SIMs istemal karogy to signal to katengy he.
Agar aap is kefiat se bachna chahty hain to aap len "NAMAZ" ki SIM.
.
Kyon k Namaz deti hai aapko Rab se Ghanton Free k 5 Mawaqay Rozana.
Or Free SMS woh b fori delivery k sath.
Sirf yehi nahi. Raat 12 se subah 4 tak sab kuch manwaen apny Rab se.
.
NAMAZ
"SAB MANWA LO"
Ye Offer Sari Zindagi k Liye Hai.

Much In Charity

Narrated Anas bin Malik:
.
The Prophet said, "If any Muslim plants any plant and a human being or an animal eats of it, he will be rewarded as if he had given that much in charity."

Sora Al Baqarah

Sora Al-Baqarah: V#216.
.
"ho sakta ha k aik cheez tumhe nagwar ho aur wahi tumhare liye behtar ho.Aur ho sakta ha k aik cheez tumhe pasand ho aur wahi tumhare liye buri ho. ALLAH janta ha,tum nahi jante".

Sadqa Jab Insan Apne

SADQA jab insan apny hath sy nikalta hy to SADQA os waqt 5 jumly kehta hy,
(1) myn faani maal tha tu ny mujhy baqa dy di.
(2) myn tera dushman tha ab tu ny mujhy dost bana liya.
(3) Aaj sy pehly tu meri hifazat karta tha ab myn teri hifazat karon ga.
(4) myn haqeer tha tu ny mujhy azeem bana diya.
(5) Pehly myn tery hath myn tha ab myn KHUDA k hath myn hon.
her achi baat ko dosry tak pohanchana bhi SADQA hy.

Meray Parwardegar

AYE MERAY PARWARDEGAR!!!
.
Jab tu mere "DUA" Qabool karta hy tu mujay khushi hoti hy.
k tu ny mere marzi pori ki.
.
LAKIN
.
Jab tu mere "DUA" qabool nahe karta tu mujay aur b zayada khushi hoti hy
K tu ny apni marzi pori ki.

Kaaba Bana Hai

!Salam Ya Ali!
ULFAT K WASTE HO YA AZMAT K WASTE YA
AHL-E-DEEN KI KHAS IBADAT K WASTE
HUM TO YEH SAMJHTE HAIN AE MURTAZA ALI
KAABA BANA HAI TERI WILADAT K WASTE
!~!~!~**

Power of Quran

Power of Quran.
.
1. Sura Yasin relief from azaab in the grave
.
2. Sura Rehman it will make us rich
.
3. Sura Al Waquiya it will release u from hunger
.
4. Sura Al Mulk brings light in ur grave
.
5. Sura Al Jasia it will bring peace in ur life
.
sirf ek bar Duroood Shareef parh k ye msg hsbe tofiq frwd krdain

Looked Into Paradise

Narrated Imran bin Husain:
.
The Prophet said, "I looked into Paradise and found that the majority of its dwellers were the poor people, and I looked into the (Hell) Fire and found that the majority of its dwellers were women."

Best SMS

Best sms in my inbox.
1 yahodi ne 1 buzurg se kaha
k tumhra ALLAH nazar q nahi aata
to buzurg ne farmaya k tum suraj ko gour se dekho to Us ne kaha me is ko nahi dekh sakta
To buzurg ne farmaya k tum suraj ko to dekh nahi sakte to suraj banane wale ko kese dekh sako ge
"SUBHAN ALLAH"

Jumma Ke Din Ki Dua

JUMMA k din MAGHRIB aur ISHA k darmiyan 3 baar SURAH FATEHA parhney se ALLAH purey saal k rizk ka intezam kr deta ha...Yaad se parhein aur dosron ko b btaain..!

Juma Ke Din Baad Namaz Asar

Juma Ke Din asar ki namaaz k baad say farishtay zameen par sonay k wark or chaandi k kalam say Durood Pak parhnay waalon kay naam likhtay hain jummay k din sooraj ghuroob honay tak. so jitna ho sakay Durood sharif parhiye or ye sms forward kar dain koi is baat say mehroom na rahay

Surah Mulk-12

*ALQURAAN*
.
Beshak Jo Log bin dekhe apne RAB sy darte han!
.
Un k leay Bakhshish or bohat Bra Ajar.e.Azeem hai...
(Surah Mulk-12)

Sora Al-Baqarah

Sora Al-Baqarah: V#216.
.
"ho sakta ha k aik cheez tumhe nagwar ho aur wahi tumhare liye behtar ho.Aur ho sakta ha k aik cheez tumhe pasand ho aur wahi tumhare liye buri ho. ALLAH janta ha,tum nahi jante".
.
ALLAH apko or muje wo de jo hamary haq main behter ho.

Naam-e-Mohammad

Naam-e MOHAMMAD Sy Dilon Ko Saror Milta Hy
Nigah-e-Fikr Ko Taza Shaor Milta Hy
.
Naseeb Kesa B Ho Nam-e MUHAMMAD le Kar
Khuda Se Jo B Mango Zaror Milta Hy

Amal or Ajar

"AMAL OR AJAR"
.
1. Jab Musalmaan Wazu krta h to us k chehre, haath or paon se gunaah nikal jaaty hain.
... (Muslim:244)
.
2. Waqt pe Ada ki hui Namaz Allah k nazdiq tmaam Amaal me zyada Mehboob hai
... (Bukhari:527)
.
3. Jo Shakhs Subah ki Namaz Ba-Jamat Parhy wo Allah k Zimmay hota hy
... (Muslim:657)

Important Hadees

Aik dafa Hazrat Jibrael,Mekael, Israfeel or Izrael, Muhammad(S.A.W)
k paas aae or kaha
.
1:JIBRAEL said"
jo admi aap(S.A.W)pr darood pak bheje ga me us ka hath pakr kr bijli ki trha
pul-e sirat se guzar don ga"
.
2: MEKAEL said"
me usy hozy koser ka pani pilao ga"
.
3:ISRAFEEL said:
me sajde me gira rho ga jb tk Allah us ki mughfirat na farma de ga"
.
4:IZRAEL said"
me uski rooh is trha qabz kron ga jis trha paghambron ki rooh qabz krta ta.

Insaan Ki Tabahi

Insaan ki Tabahi 3 baton mein hai
.
1) Toba ki umeed per gunah karna
.
2) Zindagi ki umeed per toba
na karna
.
Aur
.
3) Toba kiye baghair Rehmat
ki umeed rakhna.

Jo Shaks Astaghfar

Hadees Sharif: Jo Shaks Astaghfar Ko Apne uper Lazim karly to Allah s k liye
.
Hr tangi se nikalne ka rasta nikal deta hai aur har gham-O-pareshani se
.
Isse nijat deta ha or usse aisi jaga se rizq deta hai jis ka is ko
.
guman b nahi hota (Abu Dawood Ibn-E-Majah)
.
kasrat se Astaghfar parha kijiye
.
.
.
Astagfar parh kar ye msg frwd kar dein is tarhan say banne wali chain ka sawab ap ko b milta rahey ga aur hum ko b (insaallah)

Haeed-e-Nabvi Wo Duain Hein

Aik Hadees Mai Hai:
.
Qayamat ke din banda naikyon ke aik dher ke dekh kar kahay ga
Ye naikyan to meri nahi hein,
to usay bataya jaye ga k ye tumhari wo duain hein,
jo duniya mai qubool nhi hoi thi, in ke badlay mai mili hein.
us waqat banda kahay ga kash dunya mai meri koi dua qubool na hoti
sab ka badla yaha aakhrat mai milta.

Important Note

Read This Carefully!
.
Dear Muslims as you know FAST is the important part of our ISLAM but through funny sms it is showing that FAST is just an irritating thing like these type of sms
"Rozaydaro.... Hosla Rakho" etc...
.
Remember this, it makes very negative impact on our religion!
So plz keep avoiding all type of sms which makes a fun of FAST if you are really Muslims.
.
Forward and just do fwd... To Wake up the Muslims.

Pehle Konsi Namaz

Sab se phele konsi namaz kisne parhi?
.
Fajr: ADAM A.S.
Zuhr: IBRAHIM A.S.
Asar: YAQOOB A.S.
Magrib: DAOUD A.S
Isha: YONUS A.S

Tilawat-e-Quran

TILAWT-e-QURAN is a
Lighting System of Face
Cooling System of Head
Energy System of Heart
Sparking System of Eyes
Relaxng System of Mind
.
SO DO TILAWT DAILY:

Allah Keh Kar

Apney Rab Ko "ALLAH" keh K pukaro,
.
Q K
Ye Wo Lafz hy
Jis ki
Na Zid (opposite)
Na Jama (plural)
Na Muzakkar (male)
or
Na Moannas (female) Hy.
.
Jub K
Digar Alfaz ki
Zid
Jama
Muzakkar
or
Moannas hoti hy.
.
Misaal k tor per;
.
God=Godess
Devta=Devi
Khuda=Khudaon
Lord=Lords
Waghera
.
Jub k
ALLAH Ahad yani (Aik) hy
.
Is leye hamain sirf ALLAH keh K pukarna chaheye.

Ya Rab Tujhe

YA RAB Tujy "NABI" ki Nubuwat ka wasta
YA RAB Tujy "SIDDIQ" ki sadaqat ka wasta
.
YA RAB Tujy "UMAR" ki adalat ka wasta
.
YA RAB Tujy "USMAN" K haya k wasta
YA RAB Tujy"ALI" ki Vilayat ka wasta
.
YA RAB Tujy "AISHA" ki Asmat ka wasta
YA RAB Tujy "HASSAN"ki Imamat ka wasta
"SHAR-E-KARBALA" HUSSAIN KI Shahadat ka wasta...
.
Sub Musalmano ki tamam pershaniyan door ker de or hamarey gharo ki hifazat farma hum subko Emaan ki salamti ataa farma.
(AAMEEN)

Pathan aru Panjaban

Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!
Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.

Rat Bhar Tujhe

LARKI ki tarhan tjhko saja k rakhun,
Bure logon ki nazron se chupa k rakhun.
Mjhe londe bazi ki Aadat nahi warna?
Rat bhar tujhe L_ND pe bitha k rakhun

Qomi Tarana

Bivi ne aadhi raat ko “Qomi Tarana” chala diya.
Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?
Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai.

Molvi aur Brazer

Aik Molvi Gali se ja rha tha
ke oper chobaray se brazer aa gira
Molvi bola Aae Allah!!
Aam Koi aur choos rha hai aur chilkay ham par phenk rha hai....

Afridi Ne 37 Balls

Afridi ne 37 balls pr 100 run bnae.
Ye kon sa record hai?
.
.
Rocord to ye hai
King Fahad ne 1 BV se 100 bache paida kiye.

Pakeeza Mohabbat

LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...

Story With a Moral

A Story with a Moral.
My girl friend called me to her House.
I went there & Found her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She Whispered in my Ear.
"I have Feelings for u,
lets make Love".
I turned back & walked to da Front door towards my car.
Shockingly i found my girlfriend standing there,
she Hugged me & said
"U HAVE WON MY TRUST"
MORAL:"ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO KEEP
condoms in the car not in the pocket..

Yaqeen Nahi Aata

Badsurat aunty 2 bacho k sath shop pr gaei
Saleman: ye twins hain?
Aunty:nhi 3 saal ka farq he.
Saleman:yaqeen nhi aata koi apke sath 2 dafa SEX kr skta he

Aaj Raat Bahot

Biwi boli: Janu aaj Raat bahot saRdi hai,
aaj sex nahin kaRo plz..
ShohaR: Mujhe pata hai,
hamaRi auRatain chu_wanay se nahin nahanay se ghabRati hain

Miss Aap Ke Apple

Boy & girl in bus!
boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hy
Girl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?
Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.

Viagra Ki 1 Goli

Boy: janu "Viagra" ki 1 goli se lamba ho jayega,
2 goli se to khamba ho jayega,
or agar 3 loon ga to...
Girl: chup haraamzade, mujhe cho_na hy k khodna hy!!

Teri Behan Se Shadi

1st Dost: Mujhse wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss mujhe lene dega
2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy
1 Dost: Bol?
2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.

You Dirty Mind

A short thing
Its get longer as you hold it
& Pass between womans breast
& Enters into a small hole
What is it?
.
.
Ans. Cars seat belt.
You dirty mind.

Like a Good Bra

A good friend is like a good bra...
hard to find,
very comfortable,
supportive,
and always close to the heart...

Chand Ne Muskura

1 ashiq ne chand se pocha k tum ne dunia may koi haseen mere yar jaisa dekha hai?
To chand ne muskra k jawab dia
"P_UDDI diya aini dooron L_N nazar aanda ee"

Koi Aur Package

Miss ne nursery class k bachay se kaha k 1 se 10 tak gino main tm ko kiss krun gi,
Bacha : agr main 1 se 100 tak ginu to koi pakage hay?

Daryaft Or Ejad-

Teacher:
Batao DARYAFT or EJAD mien kia farq hay..?
Student:
Meray baap ne meri maa ko DARYAFT kia phir dono ne mil kar mujhe EJAD kia..

Brazier Dikhana

girl: brazier dikhana
sales man: 36 chalega
grl: choti do
s.man: 32?
grl: or choti
s.man: 28?
grl: or choti
s.man: 20?
grl: thori or
s.man: bhenji sunny plast laga lo
shaiyed DANA nikla hoga.

Larkion Ke Lips

larkion k lips per KISS karne
ki waja?
.
.
.
.
yeh wo wahid tariqa hai jis se
wo thori der k lie khamosh ho
jati hain.
(Janab FARAZ)

You Enjoy Sex?

A Very Busy Husband
U Never tell me
How Much U enjoy Sex?
WIFE-How can I tell?
U R Never at Home
When I enjoy sex.

Sabar Ki Inteha

Sabar Ki Intaha
Aik Pati apni hi Bivi ko "C_oodnay" ke liye line mai laga howa ho.....

Kiya Salary Be Milay Gi

A young boy appointed as Chowkidar in Fatima Jinnah Women
Hostel, University of Peshawar.
35 din guzarne ke baad Hostel Warden ne kaha:
Ap salary lene kyun nahi aaye?
Boy: Kia salary b milegiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii???????

Fauji Punjabi Hein

Punjaban: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Punjaban: Maa fauji Punjabi hain
Maa: To bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Mona Ke Sath Sona

Peter -: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si 3 cheeze sabse jahyahda pasand hai?
Ajeet -: Ek Mona,
Doosra Sona,
aur Tisra,
Mona ke saath Sona.

Haseen Larki Aur Pathan

Ager Sard Raat me aap ke saath bed per aik side pe aik Haseen larki ho,
Aur doosri side per aik Pathan ho to aap kis ki taraf apna mounh ker ke so gay?

Sexually Harassed

6 Feet girl to her boss: I am being sexually harassed.
Boss: how?
Girl: This guy comes in every morning and says ur hair smells great.
Boss: Whats da problem in dat?
Girl: He is 3 feet tall.

Kiss My Lips

Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

Girl While Having

A Girl while Having Sex for the First time to her Boyfriend:
Tumhari Bansuri to Bahut Chotti Hai!!
Boyfriend: Mujhe Kya Pata tha ki TOWN HALL Mai Bajani Padegi!!

Exam Would Be Oral

School Girl: I do not want to go to the sex education class.
Teacher: Why not?
School Girl: because someone told me the final exam would be Oral.

Touched Lady's Breast

In a lift, a man accidentally touched a lady"s breast:
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Man: If ur heart is as soft as ur breast, u"ll forgive me.
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Lady: If ur dick is as hard as ur elbow, i"m in room 25.

Breast And Park

What is the similarity between a woman’s breast and a park ?
.
Actually both were designed for children
but adults enjoy them more!

Girl Ask the Call Girl

A Little Girl ask the Call Girl:
Aunty you have Car, Banglow and big Bank Balance..
what is your business???
Call Girl: bas beta aik chota sa "HOLE SALE" ka karobar hai...

Teacher to Student

Teacher: hamain gharebon ke sath pyar se pesh ana chahiye..
Student: acha ab mei samjha
Teacher: kiya??
Student: Papa aksar naukrani ko galay kiu lagatay hein..

Girldfriend Pregnant

agar oven mai sandwitch jal jaye
ya girlfriend pregnant ho jaye.
to aik hi khiyal aata hai.
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..
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kas aik minute pehle nikal liye hota...

A Notice In Factory

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

Chae Ke Liye

1 aurat memno k ghar say roti hoe bahir nikli
.
People asked:
kya hua??
.
.
Aurat:
.
Memon k ghar gai thi,
.
zalmon ny chae k liye b
mera he doodh
nikal liya..

Larka Aur Masi

larka or Masi sex kr rhy thay, baba g ne unhain pakr lia!
Baba g:abtow Tumari shikayt lagay gi.

Masi; Baba mujh se sex kar len magar shikayat na lagain.
Baba g maan gaye. Wo dhoti khol kar kafi dair tak kehtay rahay k “uth! raju uth”!Lekin raju nae utha..Baba g uthay or bolay:
NA G NA SHIKAYAT HI LAGAY GI

Ladki Nahany Gai

Larki nahany gai kapry utary darwaza baja boli KoN?
Jawab aya:
POSTMAN Kapre pehen k letter lia
.
phir nahane gai kapre utary darwaza bja boli KoN?
Jawab aya:
DHOBi Kapry pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya,

Phir nahane gai kapre utare darwza bja phir boli KON?
Jawab aya:
PAPU
.
parosan ka beta jo ANDHA hai
Larki ne socha kya farq perta hai kapre nhi pehnti aise he chali gai darwza khola
PAPU ne mithai di Boli
kis khushi me
PAPU Mri Ankhain theek ho gai.

Mene ELFY Dedi

Bacha: Baji ApKo Pata Hai Abbu,
Ammi 2 Din Se Room Se Q Nhi Nikle.?
Sister: Nhi!.
Par Tum Hans Q Rahe Ho.?
Bacha: Abbu Ne Tail Manga Tha..
MeNe ELFY DeDi.!

Bakri Doodh Detay

Miss:”BakRi Doodh Detay Waqt Kya Mehsoos Karti Hai?”
Student:
“Miss Apnay Nipples 5 Minute K Leye Meray Haath Main De Kar Khud “MEHSOOS” Kar Lain…

Mujhe Nanga Dekh Kar

Aunti:Tm mujhe nangga dekh kr Q bhagey.
Boy: Mummy ne kaha hai nanggi aurat dekhney se insan pathar ka hojata hai or mera eik hissa sakht hona shuru horaha tha…

Jab Maza Aany Lgta Hy

Boy:
Tum larkiyan b pepsi ki tarha hoti ho jitna piyo utna maza.
Girl;
Tum larkey b shezan ki tarha hoty ho jub maza aany lgta hy tu khatam ho jaty ho.

Taj Mehal Ka Darwaza

Indian larki ki jeans ki zip khuli hui thi.
Pakistani larkay ne dekha to bola madem!
Taj Mahal ka darwaza band karen.
Idher Minar-e-Pakistan hill raha hai.

Jab Tumhara Rape

Wakeel 2 Girl:
Jab tumhara RAPE howa tou tum ny kya mehsoos kia..!?
Girl: sir je Laddo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye tou lagta tou meetha hi hay na..

Pthan Ne Sex

Ek pthan ne sex krne ka sara intzam kr lya
Tail laya.
Sathi laya.
Roi laya.
Bed pe phol dalay.
Ksi ne pocha ks ka intzar hai.
Khan bola
Bus ye bacha sms prh le.

Ganguly to His Wife

Ganguly to his wife during sex...
PITCH is dry, Grass not cut, Slow outfield.
Wife (Dona) replies- Nonsense!!!
Inzamaam scored century on the same PITCH!!!!

Tusi Vi Khao

Sardar was advising his son on dinning table:
Oay puttar Boti kha Boti Lulli Waddi Hue Gee
Sardarni: (sharmatey hue) Sardar G tusi v khao na…!

Seven Wise Men

Seven Wise Men With Knowledge So Fine
Created A Pussy To Their Design
First Was A Butcher, With Smart Wit
Using A Knife, He Gave It A Slit

Second Was A Carpenter, Strong And Bold
With A Hammer And Chisel, He Gave It A Hole
Third Was A Tailor, Tall And Thin
By Using Red Velvet, He Lined It Within
Fourth Was A Hunter, Short And Stout
With A Piece Of Fox Fur, He Lined It Without
Fifth Was A Fisherman, Nasty As Hell
Threw In A Fish And Gave It A Smell
Sixth Was A Preacher, Whose Name Was Mcgee
Touched It And Blessed It, And Said It Could Pee,
Last Was A Sailor, Dirty Little Runt,
Who Sucked It And FKed It, And Called It A CT

It Is Heart

Wh¡ch Part Of A Man’s Body Has No Bone?
Full Of Ve¡ns,
Loves Pump¡ng
&
Respons¡ble 4Mak¡ng LOVE?
¡t’s “HEART”
But ¡’m sure
tu kanjar L*ND hi samjha ho ga.

My Wife Is Better

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

War Is War

During War,soldier sees 3 Enemy girls & a women.
Soldier:I want revenge,
I will fuck u all.
Young girl: plz leave the OLD lady.
Old lady:SHUT UP! WAR IS WAR.

Roz Meri Lelay

Mrs. Rosemary g0t divorced by Mr.Lelay
becoz she was sick of telling her name,
"Roz Meri Lelay".
.
Imagine her bad luck,
she was re-married to
Mr. Marlo..

Strive For Quality SEX

If u Fuck a woman Nicely
U will b Loved for Lyf!
If u Luv a woman Nicely
U will b Fucked for Lyf!
Moral:
Strive for Quality Sex!
Which may equal Quality Luv-!

For Bachelor Boys

A Poem for Bachelor Boys
Aisi apni GirlFriend ho, 5′.5″ Jis ki Height ho
Jeans Jis ki tight ho, Chehra Jis ka Bright ho,
Weight me thori Light ho,
Thori si wo Quiet ho,
Tu Yaadgar her ek Night ho,
Beauty multiply by Twice ho,
Favourite Color White ho,
Make Up thora Light ho,
Zulfain Dinamite ho, Honton ko Dekh Kar aisa lage Jese
Coke Diet ho,
Sari Pehen ker Jab Chalay tu aise lagay Ke Switzerland Flight ho,
Agr aisi apni G F ho to Kia Haseen Life
ho.

Daulat Ki Lakeer

1 aurat najumi se, kia mere haath mei dolat ki lakir hy?
Najomi
Yes ap k pas dolat ki do lakire hy 1
agay 2sri piche Ab apki marzi hy jis se marzi dolat kamao.

Boy Asked Girl

1st day college boy asked girl what is ur name.?
GIRL: Mujhy sb behan kehty hain..
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BOY: Aur mujhy sb “BEHAN CHOD” kehte hain. “

Management Lesson

Management Lesson:
Boss- “Let me have sex with u just one time,
I’ll b quick & I’ll pay you 1000$.
I’ll throw money on the floor & b4 u bend & pick it up i’ll b done.”
Girl likes the proposal & calls her Boy friend.

B.f: “its ok honey but ask for 2000$ N b very quick to pick da money”
After 4 hours b.f calls her.
B.f: “Wat happened honey?”
G.f: “The bastard used coins.”

In The Dark Watch

I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together..
to show u my glow in the dark watch.

During Sexual Session

During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network.

Mobile Got Stuck

Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery

A Kiss Is Not

A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
And Give your tongue some exercise.

Amitabh Bachan In KBC

Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

Most Difficult Gold

The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!

How to Teach

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

How To Impress A Women

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up na*ed, bring beer!!