Dekhiya Meri Speedan - Sardar SMS Jokes

Sardar ne car speed sey chlaty hoye biwi sey kaha:
Dekhya meri speedaan.
.
Achank car band ho gai:
Or uski biwi hansney lagi.
.
Sardar: Oye tu hans kiyon rhi aye?
Sardarni: Menu raat da wela yaad ah giya.