Breast And Park

What is the similarity between a woman’s breast and a park ?
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Actually both were designed for children
but adults enjoy them more!

Girl Ask the Call Girl

A Little Girl ask the Call Girl:
Aunty you have Car, Banglow and big Bank Balance..
what is your business???
Call Girl: bas beta aik chota sa "HOLE SALE" ka karobar hai...

Teacher to Student

Teacher: hamain gharebon ke sath pyar se pesh ana chahiye..
Student: acha ab mei samjha
Teacher: kiya??
Student: Papa aksar naukrani ko galay kiu lagatay hein..

Girldfriend Pregnant

agar oven mai sandwitch jal jaye
ya girlfriend pregnant ho jaye.
to aik hi khiyal aata hai.
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..
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kas aik minute pehle nikal liye hota...

A Notice In Factory

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

Chae Ke Liye

1 aurat memno k ghar say roti hoe bahir nikli
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People asked:
kya hua??
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Aurat:
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Memon k ghar gai thi,
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zalmon ny chae k liye b
mera he doodh
nikal liya..

Larka Aur Masi

larka or Masi sex kr rhy thay, baba g ne unhain pakr lia!
Baba g:abtow Tumari shikayt lagay gi.

Masi; Baba mujh se sex kar len magar shikayat na lagain.
Baba g maan gaye. Wo dhoti khol kar kafi dair tak kehtay rahay k “uth! raju uth”!Lekin raju nae utha..Baba g uthay or bolay:
NA G NA SHIKAYAT HI LAGAY GI

Ladki Nahany Gai

Larki nahany gai kapry utary darwaza baja boli KoN?
Jawab aya:
POSTMAN Kapre pehen k letter lia
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phir nahane gai kapre utary darwaza bja boli KoN?
Jawab aya:
DHOBi Kapry pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya,

Phir nahane gai kapre utare darwza bja phir boli KON?
Jawab aya:
PAPU
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parosan ka beta jo ANDHA hai
Larki ne socha kya farq perta hai kapre nhi pehnti aise he chali gai darwza khola
PAPU ne mithai di Boli
kis khushi me
PAPU Mri Ankhain theek ho gai.

Mene ELFY Dedi

Bacha: Baji ApKo Pata Hai Abbu,
Ammi 2 Din Se Room Se Q Nhi Nikle.?
Sister: Nhi!.
Par Tum Hans Q Rahe Ho.?
Bacha: Abbu Ne Tail Manga Tha..
MeNe ELFY DeDi.!