Meray Nazdeek Apnay

Hazrat ALI(R.A) nay farmaya,
"Maray nazdeek apnay dost pr 20 dirham kharach krna 100 dirham faqeeron main taqseem krnay say behtar ha.",

Maa Ke Pao Ko Chomo

Aap ("S-A-W-W") Ne Farmaya Jis Ne Apni "MAA" K Paon Ko Choma..? Us Ne "KABE" Ki Dehliz Ko Chooma
Good Night

Spread This

Spread This Message if you can.
" LA ILAHA ILLALLAHO MOHAMMADUR RASULULLAH. "

Jo Shakhs Sajdon

Jo Shakhs Sajdon mai rota hai usay taqdeer pe rona nhi parta
Hazrat ALI (R.A)

Miraj Shareef Ki Raat

aaj ki raat bohet hi maqbol raat hy.
aaj ki raat duaon ki raat hy.
Ayain hum sab mil k Allah se apni tamam
ghaltion ki moafi mangain.
plz aaj raat is ghunah gar ko aapni duaon
main yad rakhiye ga jis k damn main ghuna
k siwa kuch ni

An Excellent Quote

An excellent quote seen in at MASJID:
"GOD has time to listen.
Do u have time to pray?"

Aajeeb Dunya

Ye Dunya bhi Kitni Aajeeb hai
Imaandar ko Bewqoof ,
Be-Imaan ko Aqalmnd
aur
Be-Hayya ko Khoobsurat kehti hai
PEER ALI (A.S)

Happiness Keeps U

Happiness keeps u Sweet,
Trials keep u Strong,
Sorrow keeps u Human,
Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success keeps u Glowing,
But only
Allah Keeps u Going

Kamyabi or Nakami

Kabi b kamyabi ko dimagh me
or
nakami ko dil me Jaga na dena,
Q k
kamyabi dimagh me takab'bur
or
nakami dil me mayusi peda kr deti he.
PEER ALI (A.S)

Jannat Ki Taraf

4 Chezen Jannat Ki Taraf Bulati hain,
1.Apni Musibat Ko Chupana
2.Waldain K Sath Neki
3.Chupa Kar Sadqa Dena
4.Kasrat Say
LA ILAHA ILLALLAH Kehna
PEER ALI (A.S)

Aal-e- Mohammad (S.A.W)

Na
Aal-e- Muhammad(A.S) Ki Muhabat K Bharose
Py Khuda Ki Ebadat Ko Chorna,
Aur
Na hi Ebadat K Bharose
Per Aal-e-Muhammad(A.S) Ki Muhabat ko Chorna,
Kyun K
In Mein Se Kisi 1 Ko B Doosray K Baghair
Qabool Nahi Kia Jaye Ga.
IMAM RAZA(A.S)
Ref: Bihar-Ul-Anwar
Jild#75,
PG#347

Zindgi Aisey Basar

*!!*SALAM YA ALI*!!*
Zindgi Aisey Basar Karo
K
Dunya Se Chaley Jao To Log Tumhare
Liye Dua Karain Or Royain
Or
Jab Tak Zinda Raho Log Tumey Dekhne
K Mushtaq Hon
PEER ALI(A.S)

Chotay Chotay Gunah

*!!*SALAM YA ALI*!!*
Chotay Chotay Gunaho Say Bacho
Kio K
Ya Chotay Gunah He Baray Gunaho
Ki Tarf Bolatay Hain.
PEER ALI(A.S)

Ghuroor karne wale log

Ghuroor karne wale log qayamat mein chuntion(ants)
ki surat mein zahir hon gey,
log hisab se farigh hone tak unko pairon se kuchlain ge.
REF: Asool e Kafi Jild 4, hadees 11, pg 259.

4 Chezon Ki Hifazat

*!!*SALAM YA ALI*!!*
In 4 chezon ki hifazat kia kro:
1:Namaz mein dil ki.
2:Tanhai mein Nafs ki.
3:Mehfil mein Zuban ki.
4:Raste mein nigah ki.
PEER ALI(A.S)
*!!!!*!!!!*!!!!*!!!!*

Eman Ki Bunyad

"SABAR"
Eman ki Bunyad
"SAKHAWAT"
Insan ki Zeenat
"SACHAI"
Haq ki Zabban
"NARMI"
Kamyabi ki Kunji Aur
"MOUT"
eik bay khabar Sathi hai
[Hazrat Ali R.I.Z

Khass Message

<(Khass Msg)>
Hum Log Kitne Pagal Hain,
K Hr Kisi Ko Kehte Rehte Hain
i Miss U
i Miss U
Lekin Kbi Humne Ye Socha Hai,
K aj Humne Kitni Namazen Miss KrDi?
Es Saal Ktny Rozay Mis Kr Diye?
Kya Humne Kabi Quran Ko Mis kia?
Ya
Humne Kbi Ye Kaha
K
ALLAH i Miss U
Nahi Kbi Nhi.
Humne Kbi B Ye Nahi Kaha
Q k
Hum Log Ye Nahi Jante
Ya Phr JanBoj Kr Bhol Jate Hain K Hamari
(KABAR)
Humko Roz
(70 Bar)
Ye Kehti Hy
i Miss U.

Kamil Dua

~Kamil DUA~
Ae ALLAH
<>
aj me tujse sab k liye mangta hon,
"Kamil Iman"
"Sacha Yaqin"
"Kushada Rizq"
"Ajizi or Pyar
karne wala Dil"

Gali Gali Mai Ali Ki

! Salam Ya Ali!
Gali Gali Mai Ali Ki Sadain Deta Hon
Munafqon ko mai Yun B Sazain Deta Hon
Ali K Ziker Se Jab Jab Kushi Mili Muje
Mai Apni Maa Ko Hazaron Duain Deta Hon

Is Qadar Masroof

!Salam Ya Ali!
Insan Dunya Mai Is Kader Masroof Hy
K
Usko Pata Hi Nhi Chalta K Jis Kapre Se
Us Ka Kafan Banta Hy
Wo
Bazar Mai Aa Chuka Hy.
PEER ALI (A.S)

Bahtrain Yaadasht

!Salam Ya Nabi!
Bahtrain Yaadasht Ye Hy
Ke
Insan Apni Naikyain or Dosron ki
Ziadtiyan Bhulata Chala Jaya.
Nabi Paak(S.A.W.W)

Iska Gawah Khud

!Salam Ya Ali!
Tanhai Mai Gunaah Sey Bacho
Kyun Ke Iska Gawah Khaud
Allah Ta'alah Hota Hy
PEER ALI (A.S)

Ek Khoobsurat Aitebar

Ek khoobsurat
"Aitebaar"
.
Agar ALLAH tumhari dua'ain poori kar raha hai to woh tumhaara "yaqeen" barha raha hai
.
Agar dua'ain poori karne main dair kar raha hai to tumhara "sabr" barha raha hai
.
Agar tumhari dua'oon ka jawab nahi de raha hai to wo tumhy aazma raha hai.....
(Subhan Allah)
subha bakhair. .

Wo Gham Jiske

Hazrat Abubakar(R.A) Said: Wo Gham jiske Milne per Tmhara Ruju ALLAH ki taraf Ho Jaye ,Us Khushi se behtar ha Jis k Milne Par Tm Apne KHALIQ Ko bhool JÅo.

Methi Baat

Methi BAAT:
Namaz ki halat main ankhen band karna makroh hai.
.
Namaz Mein Jab Qyam Per Kharay Hon Tou Nazren Sajday Ki Jaga
.
Jab Raku karein Tu Paon k Dermian
.
Jab Sajda Karein Tu Nak Ki Samt Mein Or Jab Baith Jaen To Jholi Mein Honi Chahiay Or
.
Jab salam pheren to dono kandhon ko dekhen.
Plz forward this information 2 all frndz kya pta AAPKI waja se kisi ki namaz sahi ho jye aur jab tk woh namaz parhega humey us k sawab barabr milta rahay ga.

Is Kadar Mashghol

"Insan duniya mein is kadar mashghol hota hai k usy pata bhi nahi chalta k uska KAFAN bazar mein aa chuka hai"
HAZRAT ALI(R.A)

Aj Shab-e-Barat Hai

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Aj shab-e-barat hy faislo ki rat agr kabe ap ko mare kisi bat sy takle

Advance Shab-e-Barat Mubarak

Advance!

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Hades Pak H:
Jis Ne Mah-e-shaban Ki Khabar Di
Us Pr Janat Wajib Hai.

SHAB-E-QADAR MUBARAK HO

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"RABB UL IZZAT"
Se iltija hay woh aap ko apni Nigah-e-Kareem aur
Hifazat Mein Rakhay or Shab-e-Qadr Ki Naimaton Se Mala Maal Karay (AMEEN)
SHAB-E-QADAR MUBARAK HO

Hussain Wo Sajda

Salam Ya Hussain
Karabala ko karabla ke Shansha per Naz hai
Us Nawase pe Mohammad Mustafa ko Naz hai
Yun to Lakhon ne Sajde kiye per
Hussain ne woh Sajda kiya jis pe Khuda ko Naz hai…

Hazrat Abubakar R.A

Hazrat Abubakar(R.A) Said: Wo Gham jiske Milne per Tmhara Ruju ALLAH ki taraf Ho Jaye ,Us Khushi se behtar ha Jis k Milne Par Tm Apne KHALIQ Ko bhool JÅo.

A Peaceful Sleep

NAMAZ_E_FAJR:
Improve ur beauty¤
_ZOHAR:
Increase ur income¤
_ASAR:
Increase ur health¤
_MAGRIB:
make a good future¤
_ISHA:
Give a peaceful sleep¤

Chain

CHAIN SMS:
.
ALLAH or Farshty AP S.A.W Pe Drood-o-Slam Bhjty Hai IsLiye Ae Imaan Walo Tm b Aap S.A.W Pe Drood-o-Salam Bhejo.
Plz fwd if posible

Maa Ko Dekho

Agar Allah ko dekhna chahte ho to subha uth ker muskurate hue maa ko dekho us mein khuda ki jhalak hogi. Kyun k khuda ka 1 Roop maa bhi hay..

Dil Ki Qowwat

Dil ki "Qowwat"
ALLAH k zeker
me he,
.
Damagh ki "qowat"
Quran ki talawat
me he,
.
Jism ki "Taqatt"
NAMAZ
me he,
.
or
.
"Rooh ki "Rahat"
"DROOD-E-PAK"
me he.

Aazan Ki Fazilat

(AAZAN Ki FAZILAT) Jo shaks Azan ka 1jumla sun k use dohraye to us k Naam-e-Amal me 2lakh nakiyan likh di jati hain or jo koi dosre ko btaye to usk Nam-e-Amal me 30lakh nakiyan likh di jati hain. Qayamt k din insan aik aik naki ko tarsaiga.

High Level Confidence

High level Confidence:
.
Teacher 2 student: If you tel me, where is Allah, I shall reward u 100 rupees.
.
Student: n If u tell me where GOD is not, I shall reward u 200 rupees.

Maa Ki Azmat

MAA KI AZMAT;
"Jab madina main ISLAM aam ho chuka, to NABi (SAW) ne farmaya:
"AGAR AAJ MERI MAA ZINDA HOTI, MAIN NAMAZ-E-ISHAA MAIN KHARA HOTA,
OR MERI MAA HUJRAY SAY MUJHE AWAZ DETI,
O'Muhammad (SAW).!
TO KHUDA KI KASAM, MAIN FARZ NAMAZ CHOR KAR DORRTA HUA JATA, OR MAA K QADMON MAIN GIR JATA"
Fwd 2 all.!

Sora Al Baqarah

Sora Al-Baqarah: V#216.
.
"ho sakta ha k aik cheez tumhe nagwar ho aur wahi tumhare liye behtar ho.Aur ho sakta ha k aik cheez tumhe pasand ho aur wahi tumhare liye buri ho. ALLAH janta ha,tum nahi jante".
.
fwd it 2 many.Don't stop it here. ALLAH apko or muje wo de jo hamary haq main behter ho.

Hazrat Jibrael (A.S) Ne Kaha

Hazrat Jibrael(AS) ne kha:
Ya Rasoolallah(S.A.W.W) main zmeen pr mojud rait k hr zarre ko gin skta hun,samandr ki hr machli gin skta hun or zmeen pr mojud patte gin skta hun Lakn jb koi insan Aap(S.A.W.W) pr Drood bhejta hai,us pr ALLAH jitni rhmtain bhejta hai,wo main b nhi gin skta
SubhanAllah
Hdees prh kr phelana sdqa e jaria hai.Q k Nabi Pak(S.A.W.W) ne frmaya:
Sr sbz o shadab rhe wo shakhs jo hadees ko Aage ponhchaye

Thikana Qabar Hai

Thikana Qabar Hai Tera Ibadat Kuch To Kar GHAFIL...
.
.
Kahawat Hai K Khaali Hath ghar Jaya Nahi Karte...

Fajar Ki Namaz

FAJAR ki namaz marte wqt kam aye gi,
.
ZOHAR ki namaz Qabar mai kam aye gi,
.
ASAR ki namaz munker nakeer k sawalat mai kam aye gi,
.
MAGHRIB ki namaz hisab kitab (akhrat) mai kam aye gi,
.
ESHA ki namaz pul sirat paar krne mai kam aye gi

Hazrat Mohammad S.A.W Ne Farmaya

Hazrat Mohammad
s.a.w Ne Farmya:
"Jb Ek Jawan Admi Toba Krta Hai To Mashriq Se Maghrib Tak K Qabristano Me 40 Dino Tak Azaab Hata Dia Jata Hai"
Plz Fwd Youngrs.

Some Beautiful Hadees

Some beautiful Hadiths
*1. Hazrat Muhammad s.a.w.w.(PBUH) says that "if a person recite " Ayatal Kursi" after every Farz Namaz then there will be nothing between him and
Heaven except Death *"
*2. There is a Hadith that says "La Haula Wala Quuatailla billahil aliyul azeem" is such a great medicine that it cures every disease and the most
minor disease it cures is "Sorrow" (Gham).
*3. Another Hadith says "if a person recite surah ikhlaas (Kul huwallahu ahad...) 10 times in a day then Allah build a palace for him in the Heaven.(Subhaan Allah)"

Allah Se Muafi

Logon ko itni jaldi muaf kr dia karo jitni jaldi tum Allah se muafi ki umeed rkhte ho.
(Hazrat Umar R.A)
Good Morning

Idhar Udhar Ki SIMs

Idhar Udhar ki SIMs istemal karogy to signal to katengy he.
Agar aap is kefiat se bachna chahty hain to aap len "NAMAZ" ki SIM.
.
Kyon k Namaz deti hai aapko Rab se Ghanton Free k 5 Mawaqay Rozana.
Or Free SMS woh b fori delivery k sath.
Sirf yehi nahi. Raat 12 se subah 4 tak sab kuch manwaen apny Rab se.
.
NAMAZ
"SAB MANWA LO"
Ye Offer Sari Zindagi k Liye Hai.

Much In Charity

Narrated Anas bin Malik:
.
The Prophet said, "If any Muslim plants any plant and a human being or an animal eats of it, he will be rewarded as if he had given that much in charity."

Sora Al Baqarah

Sora Al-Baqarah: V#216.
.
"ho sakta ha k aik cheez tumhe nagwar ho aur wahi tumhare liye behtar ho.Aur ho sakta ha k aik cheez tumhe pasand ho aur wahi tumhare liye buri ho. ALLAH janta ha,tum nahi jante".

Sadqa Jab Insan Apne

SADQA jab insan apny hath sy nikalta hy to SADQA os waqt 5 jumly kehta hy,
(1) myn faani maal tha tu ny mujhy baqa dy di.
(2) myn tera dushman tha ab tu ny mujhy dost bana liya.
(3) Aaj sy pehly tu meri hifazat karta tha ab myn teri hifazat karon ga.
(4) myn haqeer tha tu ny mujhy azeem bana diya.
(5) Pehly myn tery hath myn tha ab myn KHUDA k hath myn hon.
her achi baat ko dosry tak pohanchana bhi SADQA hy.

Meray Parwardegar

AYE MERAY PARWARDEGAR!!!
.
Jab tu mere "DUA" Qabool karta hy tu mujay khushi hoti hy.
k tu ny mere marzi pori ki.
.
LAKIN
.
Jab tu mere "DUA" qabool nahe karta tu mujay aur b zayada khushi hoti hy
K tu ny apni marzi pori ki.

Kaaba Bana Hai

!Salam Ya Ali!
ULFAT K WASTE HO YA AZMAT K WASTE YA
AHL-E-DEEN KI KHAS IBADAT K WASTE
HUM TO YEH SAMJHTE HAIN AE MURTAZA ALI
KAABA BANA HAI TERI WILADAT K WASTE
!~!~!~**

Power of Quran

Power of Quran.
.
1. Sura Yasin relief from azaab in the grave
.
2. Sura Rehman it will make us rich
.
3. Sura Al Waquiya it will release u from hunger
.
4. Sura Al Mulk brings light in ur grave
.
5. Sura Al Jasia it will bring peace in ur life
.
sirf ek bar Duroood Shareef parh k ye msg hsbe tofiq frwd krdain

Looked Into Paradise

Narrated Imran bin Husain:
.
The Prophet said, "I looked into Paradise and found that the majority of its dwellers were the poor people, and I looked into the (Hell) Fire and found that the majority of its dwellers were women."

Best SMS

Best sms in my inbox.
1 yahodi ne 1 buzurg se kaha
k tumhra ALLAH nazar q nahi aata
to buzurg ne farmaya k tum suraj ko gour se dekho to Us ne kaha me is ko nahi dekh sakta
To buzurg ne farmaya k tum suraj ko to dekh nahi sakte to suraj banane wale ko kese dekh sako ge
"SUBHAN ALLAH"

Jumma Ke Din Ki Dua

JUMMA k din MAGHRIB aur ISHA k darmiyan 3 baar SURAH FATEHA parhney se ALLAH purey saal k rizk ka intezam kr deta ha...Yaad se parhein aur dosron ko b btaain..!

Juma Ke Din Baad Namaz Asar

Juma Ke Din asar ki namaaz k baad say farishtay zameen par sonay k wark or chaandi k kalam say Durood Pak parhnay waalon kay naam likhtay hain jummay k din sooraj ghuroob honay tak. so jitna ho sakay Durood sharif parhiye or ye sms forward kar dain koi is baat say mehroom na rahay

Surah Mulk-12

*ALQURAAN*
.
Beshak Jo Log bin dekhe apne RAB sy darte han!
.
Un k leay Bakhshish or bohat Bra Ajar.e.Azeem hai...
(Surah Mulk-12)

Sora Al-Baqarah

Sora Al-Baqarah: V#216.
.
"ho sakta ha k aik cheez tumhe nagwar ho aur wahi tumhare liye behtar ho.Aur ho sakta ha k aik cheez tumhe pasand ho aur wahi tumhare liye buri ho. ALLAH janta ha,tum nahi jante".
.
ALLAH apko or muje wo de jo hamary haq main behter ho.

Naam-e-Mohammad

Naam-e MOHAMMAD Sy Dilon Ko Saror Milta Hy
Nigah-e-Fikr Ko Taza Shaor Milta Hy
.
Naseeb Kesa B Ho Nam-e MUHAMMAD le Kar
Khuda Se Jo B Mango Zaror Milta Hy

Amal or Ajar

"AMAL OR AJAR"
.
1. Jab Musalmaan Wazu krta h to us k chehre, haath or paon se gunaah nikal jaaty hain.
... (Muslim:244)
.
2. Waqt pe Ada ki hui Namaz Allah k nazdiq tmaam Amaal me zyada Mehboob hai
... (Bukhari:527)
.
3. Jo Shakhs Subah ki Namaz Ba-Jamat Parhy wo Allah k Zimmay hota hy
... (Muslim:657)

Important Hadees

Aik dafa Hazrat Jibrael,Mekael, Israfeel or Izrael, Muhammad(S.A.W)
k paas aae or kaha
.
1:JIBRAEL said"
jo admi aap(S.A.W)pr darood pak bheje ga me us ka hath pakr kr bijli ki trha
pul-e sirat se guzar don ga"
.
2: MEKAEL said"
me usy hozy koser ka pani pilao ga"
.
3:ISRAFEEL said:
me sajde me gira rho ga jb tk Allah us ki mughfirat na farma de ga"
.
4:IZRAEL said"
me uski rooh is trha qabz kron ga jis trha paghambron ki rooh qabz krta ta.

Insaan Ki Tabahi

Insaan ki Tabahi 3 baton mein hai
.
1) Toba ki umeed per gunah karna
.
2) Zindagi ki umeed per toba
na karna
.
Aur
.
3) Toba kiye baghair Rehmat
ki umeed rakhna.

Jo Shaks Astaghfar

Hadees Sharif: Jo Shaks Astaghfar Ko Apne uper Lazim karly to Allah s k liye
.
Hr tangi se nikalne ka rasta nikal deta hai aur har gham-O-pareshani se
.
Isse nijat deta ha or usse aisi jaga se rizq deta hai jis ka is ko
.
guman b nahi hota (Abu Dawood Ibn-E-Majah)
.
kasrat se Astaghfar parha kijiye
.
.
.
Astagfar parh kar ye msg frwd kar dein is tarhan say banne wali chain ka sawab ap ko b milta rahey ga aur hum ko b (insaallah)

Haeed-e-Nabvi Wo Duain Hein

Aik Hadees Mai Hai:
.
Qayamat ke din banda naikyon ke aik dher ke dekh kar kahay ga
Ye naikyan to meri nahi hein,
to usay bataya jaye ga k ye tumhari wo duain hein,
jo duniya mai qubool nhi hoi thi, in ke badlay mai mili hein.
us waqat banda kahay ga kash dunya mai meri koi dua qubool na hoti
sab ka badla yaha aakhrat mai milta.

Important Note

Read This Carefully!
.
Dear Muslims as you know FAST is the important part of our ISLAM but through funny sms it is showing that FAST is just an irritating thing like these type of sms
"Rozaydaro.... Hosla Rakho" etc...
.
Remember this, it makes very negative impact on our religion!
So plz keep avoiding all type of sms which makes a fun of FAST if you are really Muslims.
.
Forward and just do fwd... To Wake up the Muslims.

Pehle Konsi Namaz

Sab se phele konsi namaz kisne parhi?
.
Fajr: ADAM A.S.
Zuhr: IBRAHIM A.S.
Asar: YAQOOB A.S.
Magrib: DAOUD A.S
Isha: YONUS A.S

Tilawat-e-Quran

TILAWT-e-QURAN is a
Lighting System of Face
Cooling System of Head
Energy System of Heart
Sparking System of Eyes
Relaxng System of Mind
.
SO DO TILAWT DAILY:

Allah Keh Kar

Apney Rab Ko "ALLAH" keh K pukaro,
.
Q K
Ye Wo Lafz hy
Jis ki
Na Zid (opposite)
Na Jama (plural)
Na Muzakkar (male)
or
Na Moannas (female) Hy.
.
Jub K
Digar Alfaz ki
Zid
Jama
Muzakkar
or
Moannas hoti hy.
.
Misaal k tor per;
.
God=Godess
Devta=Devi
Khuda=Khudaon
Lord=Lords
Waghera
.
Jub k
ALLAH Ahad yani (Aik) hy
.
Is leye hamain sirf ALLAH keh K pukarna chaheye.

Ya Rab Tujhe

YA RAB Tujy "NABI" ki Nubuwat ka wasta
YA RAB Tujy "SIDDIQ" ki sadaqat ka wasta
.
YA RAB Tujy "UMAR" ki adalat ka wasta
.
YA RAB Tujy "USMAN" K haya k wasta
YA RAB Tujy"ALI" ki Vilayat ka wasta
.
YA RAB Tujy "AISHA" ki Asmat ka wasta
YA RAB Tujy "HASSAN"ki Imamat ka wasta
"SHAR-E-KARBALA" HUSSAIN KI Shahadat ka wasta...
.
Sub Musalmano ki tamam pershaniyan door ker de or hamarey gharo ki hifazat farma hum subko Emaan ki salamti ataa farma.
(AAMEEN)

Pathan aru Panjaban

Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!
Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.

Rat Bhar Tujhe

LARKI ki tarhan tjhko saja k rakhun,
Bure logon ki nazron se chupa k rakhun.
Mjhe londe bazi ki Aadat nahi warna?
Rat bhar tujhe L_ND pe bitha k rakhun

Qomi Tarana

Bivi ne aadhi raat ko “Qomi Tarana” chala diya.
Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?
Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai.

Molvi aur Brazer

Aik Molvi Gali se ja rha tha
ke oper chobaray se brazer aa gira
Molvi bola Aae Allah!!
Aam Koi aur choos rha hai aur chilkay ham par phenk rha hai....

Afridi Ne 37 Balls

Afridi ne 37 balls pr 100 run bnae.
Ye kon sa record hai?
.
.
Rocord to ye hai
King Fahad ne 1 BV se 100 bache paida kiye.

Pakeeza Mohabbat

LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...

Story With a Moral

A Story with a Moral.
My girl friend called me to her House.
I went there & Found her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She Whispered in my Ear.
"I have Feelings for u,
lets make Love".
I turned back & walked to da Front door towards my car.
Shockingly i found my girlfriend standing there,
she Hugged me & said
"U HAVE WON MY TRUST"
MORAL:"ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO KEEP
condoms in the car not in the pocket..

Yaqeen Nahi Aata

Badsurat aunty 2 bacho k sath shop pr gaei
Saleman: ye twins hain?
Aunty:nhi 3 saal ka farq he.
Saleman:yaqeen nhi aata koi apke sath 2 dafa SEX kr skta he

Aaj Raat Bahot

Biwi boli: Janu aaj Raat bahot saRdi hai,
aaj sex nahin kaRo plz..
ShohaR: Mujhe pata hai,
hamaRi auRatain chu_wanay se nahin nahanay se ghabRati hain

Miss Aap Ke Apple

Boy & girl in bus!
boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hy
Girl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?
Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.

Viagra Ki 1 Goli

Boy: janu "Viagra" ki 1 goli se lamba ho jayega,
2 goli se to khamba ho jayega,
or agar 3 loon ga to...
Girl: chup haraamzade, mujhe cho_na hy k khodna hy!!

Teri Behan Se Shadi

1st Dost: Mujhse wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss mujhe lene dega
2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy
1 Dost: Bol?
2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.

You Dirty Mind

A short thing
Its get longer as you hold it
& Pass between womans breast
& Enters into a small hole
What is it?
.
.
Ans. Cars seat belt.
You dirty mind.

Like a Good Bra

A good friend is like a good bra...
hard to find,
very comfortable,
supportive,
and always close to the heart...

Chand Ne Muskura

1 ashiq ne chand se pocha k tum ne dunia may koi haseen mere yar jaisa dekha hai?
To chand ne muskra k jawab dia
"P_UDDI diya aini dooron L_N nazar aanda ee"

Koi Aur Package

Miss ne nursery class k bachay se kaha k 1 se 10 tak gino main tm ko kiss krun gi,
Bacha : agr main 1 se 100 tak ginu to koi pakage hay?

Daryaft Or Ejad-

Teacher:
Batao DARYAFT or EJAD mien kia farq hay..?
Student:
Meray baap ne meri maa ko DARYAFT kia phir dono ne mil kar mujhe EJAD kia..

Brazier Dikhana

girl: brazier dikhana
sales man: 36 chalega
grl: choti do
s.man: 32?
grl: or choti
s.man: 28?
grl: or choti
s.man: 20?
grl: thori or
s.man: bhenji sunny plast laga lo
shaiyed DANA nikla hoga.

Larkion Ke Lips

larkion k lips per KISS karne
ki waja?
.
.
.
.
yeh wo wahid tariqa hai jis se
wo thori der k lie khamosh ho
jati hain.
(Janab FARAZ)

You Enjoy Sex?

A Very Busy Husband
U Never tell me
How Much U enjoy Sex?
WIFE-How can I tell?
U R Never at Home
When I enjoy sex.

Sabar Ki Inteha

Sabar Ki Intaha
Aik Pati apni hi Bivi ko "C_oodnay" ke liye line mai laga howa ho.....

Kiya Salary Be Milay Gi

A young boy appointed as Chowkidar in Fatima Jinnah Women
Hostel, University of Peshawar.
35 din guzarne ke baad Hostel Warden ne kaha:
Ap salary lene kyun nahi aaye?
Boy: Kia salary b milegiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii???????

Fauji Punjabi Hein

Punjaban: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Punjaban: Maa fauji Punjabi hain
Maa: To bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Mona Ke Sath Sona

Peter -: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si 3 cheeze sabse jahyahda pasand hai?
Ajeet -: Ek Mona,
Doosra Sona,
aur Tisra,
Mona ke saath Sona.

Haseen Larki Aur Pathan

Ager Sard Raat me aap ke saath bed per aik side pe aik Haseen larki ho,
Aur doosri side per aik Pathan ho to aap kis ki taraf apna mounh ker ke so gay?

Sexually Harassed

6 Feet girl to her boss: I am being sexually harassed.
Boss: how?
Girl: This guy comes in every morning and says ur hair smells great.
Boss: Whats da problem in dat?
Girl: He is 3 feet tall.

Kiss My Lips

Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

Girl While Having

A Girl while Having Sex for the First time to her Boyfriend:
Tumhari Bansuri to Bahut Chotti Hai!!
Boyfriend: Mujhe Kya Pata tha ki TOWN HALL Mai Bajani Padegi!!

Exam Would Be Oral

School Girl: I do not want to go to the sex education class.
Teacher: Why not?
School Girl: because someone told me the final exam would be Oral.

Touched Lady's Breast

In a lift, a man accidentally touched a lady"s breast:
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Man: If ur heart is as soft as ur breast, u"ll forgive me.
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Lady: If ur dick is as hard as ur elbow, i"m in room 25.